AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I can't wear baggy boxers, so I usually stick with boxer briefs.
My dick really likes to pop out of baggy boxers, and it's pretty uncomfortable.

I know that feeling.

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there is a giant window in my living room that shows like all of the house

no naked time for me

Curtains?

we have none

i seriously have no idea why that window is so fucking big

You should really invest in some curtains or blinds then.
I know that feeling all too well, my living room have about 80% of it's wall covered in a daisies window. I had the luxury of having blinds though.

Thanks to these curtains I can walk around in front of my big booty window without scarring the neighbour's kids.

my mom's buying some ~fancy blinds~ idek whats happening

though unfortunately i dont get the house to my house that much anyway so

Why does this ice look like a horse penis?

I tend to go about in just boxers if I'm the only one home, but when people are here pants and shirt are mandatory.
Times I'm home alone for more than an hour or so are few now that my brother is unemployed.

In other news, dad sleeping on the couch again, wakes up, suddenly I need brain bleach, then he falls back asleep, not knowing I'm busy getting scarred.

If I'm the only one home, and I know I will be alone for quite some time

I become a nudist

fapped twice tonight it was really great

life is really great

Argh, how come my digestive system can only handle normal boring meals

I eat too little? Sick.
Too much? sick.
Milk in it? sick.
Too early in the morning? sick.
Anything vaguely like physical activity after? ...you get the idea.

So its not just me that can only eat very litte and/or very specific foods during morning hours?