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BurntToShreds
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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This burger I ate today had so much volatile sauce and hot peppers on it, and now I'm having digestion problems.

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Are you sure sunglasses would fit over those giant googly eyes of yours?
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Kamak
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Look who's talking.

Well, if they didn't, it sure would look...

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Embearassing.

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Vax
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I think my lady is a nymphomaniac

I am torn, yet intrigued.

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Exeres
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There is absolutely nothing wrong with that situation.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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Kira
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buy condoms.

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Vax
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Yeah no not to be graphic but we go at it like bunnies half the time

The only real problem is those moments where I'm not particularly in the mood but she's ready to fuckin rumble

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Madican
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Tranquilizer of some sort. Or toys maybe? Not exactly well-versed on the limits of men but something she can do solo might spare you some rubbed-raw flesh.

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Badfish
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Before anyone goes "aww man, complaining about TOO much sex?" Nymphomania is actually kind of serious. In serious enough cases the women doesn't even want it, she just does it because she's compelled to, there's a reason it's called a sex addiction.

Or maybe she just wants some of Vax's chocolate milk maker, who knows.
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Galaxy Man
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honey my dick is as limp and dead as your mother okay

this isn't going to work

stop

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Exeres
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Galaxy I'm giggling like a girl. What the fuck.

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Madican
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That's where Viagra comes into play. Best to find some ways so that doesn't become an option.

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Kira
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get her a dragon dildoe?
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