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Sarc
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Woooah, this is getting hawt.

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El. Oh. F***ing El.

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Varn
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ATTENTION THREAD.

I'M FIGHTIN' BACK.

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"I just got paid today."

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Varn
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Varn is a sexy beast.

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Water
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I'm going to put something out there... And if you like it, you can take it; if you don't like it, just send it right back to me...


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I wanna be on you.

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Exactoman
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I wanna be on you.
That first line could totally work as a pick-up line.

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I wanna be on you.



I. . . I wanna be on you!

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Drops_Of_Jupiter
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Varn is a sexy beast.


That he is. Calling all Varn fans! unite and let us jump Varn, the sexy beast of sexness!

WE WANT YOUR NADS, VARN.

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