Manly Thread of Manliness

The Willow Witch · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 5:50 pm

I WAS JUST BEING POLITE

Jegus cant I be a gentleman once in a while.

OH WELL BACK TO BEING A BRUTE

grunt

Valbrandur · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 6:17 pm

Here's a manly song for you all.

Dinosaur · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:16 pm

that song made me grow six beards.

Trygve · **Joined:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:57 am **Posts:** 14015

A beard alone doesn't make you a man.

You need 18 years of age and a penis.

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 8:32 pm

Trygve wrote:

and a penis.

Especially this part.

I've seen plenty of women with beards (of varying lengths) and mustaches.

they were pretty terrifying to behold
but still
if facial hair is the only requirement for being a man, then these women were more man that 98% of the desperate highschoolers trying in vain for a mustache.

MakingLoveWithMyEgo · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 8:44 pm

I agree with Citation. My ex's mother had a mustache that could put Stalin to shame.

To be honest, i'm not all together convinced she didn't have a dick too.

Cafall · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:31 pm

Superior Bacon · **Posted:** Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:58 am

man without a penis reporting in

Lambeth · **Posted:** Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:05 am

The Willow Witch wrote:

I WAS JUST BEING POLITE

Jegus cant I be a gentleman once in a while.

OH WELL BACK TO BEING A BRUTE

grunt

Grunting is the main method of communication between men. It took many years of intense studying to finally get to the degree of fluency I have with english.

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

Bacon wrote:

man without a penis reporting in

Trygve wrote:

and a penis.

sorry I'm going to have to revoke your man license

Shad · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm **Posts:** 15289

I'm afraid you can't do that, Mete, for Bacon is about 300% manlier than you.

Crushter · **Posted:** Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:28 am

does that mean bacon is

600% more manly then you Great Handsome Oppressor

Shad · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm **Posts:** 15289

His name's Bacon
It's like, automatic manliness

Cottarsby · **Posted:** Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:05 am

Widdly scuds?

Taxicab Samurai · **Posted:** Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:08 am

I've reached a manly milestone in my life today.
I had a beer not for the purposes of getting drunk.
But because I was thirsty.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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