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Galaxy Man
 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 11:22 pm 
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I like my women the way I like my lamps.

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Superior Bacon
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not at all, because i hate lamps

i like my women like i like my whales

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Silver_Wolf
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I like my men the way I like my plush animals,

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I like my women like I like my windows.

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Lolita
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i like my men they way i like my slanket

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betrippin
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 12:46 am 
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I like my women like I like my turkey

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Lolita
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i like my men the way i like my bed

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Badfish
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Lolita wrote:

i like my men the way i like my bed

Firm, neat, and "big"

I like my women like I like my coffee
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betrippin
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I like my women like I like my Itunes library

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creakyAccordion
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I like my women the way I like my porn

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FatOldRobot
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I like my women the way I like my computer
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Snark
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With a variety of viruses and an immense porn collection.

I like my women the way I like my cocaine.

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Badfish
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Galaxy Man
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