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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:56 pm 
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Oh.






Uhh..... I think this is more Vaxxid's area of expertise.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:04 pm 
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Although that post was actually a joke, it did occur to me afterwards that I don't really have... that sort of friend?
All my friends are pretty much like people here, except without the anonymity that makes us (here) willing to actualloy do anything sentimental.

So my question still sort of stands.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:09 pm 
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Panties don't you start with me mang


i was joking

I know it's all gravy mang
Also Ycobb if you're worried about transportation and stuff, see if she can provide it. Don't be so proud that you think you have to handle every single aspect of the whole thing. Ask if she wants to hang out, and if she says yeah you two can come up with the logistics. Not too bad.

Also general advice. When asking a girl out, you don't have to call it a date. You can just say you wanna hang out, or you wanna get to know them. Say you think they're cool or something and just don't be a stammering ball of awkward about it. And don't get completely put off by a dejection and sink into a pit of self loathing. shit's not that important. All in all dating is about forming meaningful relationships, and having fun with someone you think is super keen.

And if you're for srs about "What are friends" then basically anyone you could ask to hang out with you normally and they would. Basically use them as buffers so you're not out in the tranches all by your lonesome.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:07 pm 
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vax how do I girl


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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
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With your fists

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
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is that why they all call me kid fisto


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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
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Spoony wrote:
is that why they all call me kid fisto


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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
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Haha Spoony you are incapable of girl you are not human

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:16 pm 
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Actually to keep shit vaguely on topic, just got a text this morning from a lass I met in the city a month or so back (smoking pipes is a babe magnet). Turns out she's moving to London in a few months herself, so I guess I've made a bro there. Unsure if I want to go for more than a bro there, though. I suppose time will tell.


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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
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how is babby formed

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
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Spoony wrote:
Actually to keep shit vaguely on topic, just got a text this morning from a lass I met in the city a month or so back (smoking pipes is a babe magnet). Turns out she's moving to London in a few months herself, so I guess I've made a bro there. Unsure if I want to go for more than a bro there, though. I suppose time will tell.

Go out to lunch with her and have a friendly good time

And then when she's about to leave reveal that you've had your dick out the whole time.

You'll be makin babies in no time.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
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And then when she's about to leave reveal that you've had your dick out the whole time.

"oh, is... is that what that is?"

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
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>implying I didn't have my dick out the whole time when I first met her


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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
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Just wear a trench coat and be naked underneath. She'll know you mean business.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
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My friend said you guys are all boring with your advice except D-Vid.

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