Relationship Advice

Rinoko · **Posted:** Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:56 pm

Oh.

Uhh..... I think this is more Vaxxid's area of expertise.

YCobb · **Posted:** Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:04 pm

Although that post was actually a joke, it did occur to me afterwards that I don't really have... that sort of friend?
All my friends are pretty much like people here, except without the anonymity that makes us (here) willing to actualloy do anything sentimental.

So my question still sort of stands.

Vax · **Posted:** Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:09 pm

The Artsy Lunatic wrote:

Vaxidd8 wrote:

Panties don't you start with me mang

i was joking

I know it's all gravy mang
Also Ycobb if you're worried about transportation and stuff, see if she can provide it. Don't be so proud that you think you have to handle every single aspect of the whole thing. Ask if she wants to hang out, and if she says yeah you two can come up with the logistics. Not too bad.

Also general advice. When asking a girl out, you don't have to call it a date. You can just say you wanna hang out, or you wanna get to know them. Say you think they're cool or something and just don't be a stammering ball of awkward about it. And don't get completely put off by a dejection and sink into a pit of self loathing. shit's not that important. All in all dating is about forming meaningful relationships, and having fun with someone you think is super keen.

And if you're for srs about "What are friends" then basically anyone you could ask to hang out with you normally and they would. Basically use them as buffers so you're not out in the tranches all by your lonesome.

Spoony · **Joined:** Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:14 am **Posts:** 9325

vax how do I girl

Xabyrn · **Joined:** Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:04 am **Posts:** 7624

With your fists

Spoony · **Joined:** Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:14 am **Posts:** 9325

is that why they all call me kid fisto

AngusMcLeod · **Joined:** Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:11 pm **Posts:** 3281

Spoony wrote:

is that why they all call me kid fisto

PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION

Vax · **Posted:** Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:12 pm

Haha Spoony you are incapable of girl you are not human

Spoony · **Joined:** Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:14 am **Posts:** 9325

Actually to keep shit vaguely on topic, just got a text this morning from a lass I met in the city a month or so back (smoking pipes is a babe magnet). Turns out she's moving to London in a few months herself, so I guess I've made a bro there. Unsure if I want to go for more than a bro there, though. I suppose time will tell.

Will-Billy · **Posted:** Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:17 pm

how is babby formed

Vax · **Posted:** Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:51 pm

Spoony wrote:

Actually to keep shit vaguely on topic, just got a text this morning from a lass I met in the city a month or so back (smoking pipes is a babe magnet). Turns out she's moving to London in a few months herself, so I guess I've made a bro there. Unsure if I want to go for more than a bro there, though. I suppose time will tell.

Go out to lunch with her and have a friendly good time

And then when she's about to leave reveal that you've had your dick out the whole time.

You'll be makin babies in no time.

Cafall · **Posted:** Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:58 pm

Vaxidd8 wrote:

And then when she's about to leave reveal that you've had your dick out the whole time.

"oh, is... is that what that is?"

Spoony · **Joined:** Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:14 am **Posts:** 9325

>implying I didn't have my dick out the whole time when I first met her

Vax · **Posted:** Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:01 am

Just wear a trench coat and be naked underneath. She'll know you mean business.

Rinoko · **Posted:** Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:04 am

My friend said you guys are all boring with your advice except D-Vid.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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