AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Lemme see:

I have ADHD and I let it rule my life sometimes
I have issues controlling the volume of my voice
I have anger issues
I've never asked anyone out in person
I still have feelings for my ex
I spend 90% of my day daydreaming
My first crush was the actress who played Alex in "The Secret World of Alex Mack"

And to top it off:

I couldn't care less about finding a career for the future, my main focus in life is to get married and become a father.

To me, a career is just a means to an end

Probably said, but: I ate the cookie from the cookie jar.

I watch Korean Dramas and every episode makes me cry.

Also... I'm a little bit naive.

I'm fascinated by clouds and like to look up at them while I walk when there's nobody else around (while also keeping an eye on where I'm going, obviously). I wish I could do this in public but I don't want people to think I'm weird or something.

I still find it amusing whenever people burp or fart or say words like "poo". /maturity

Sometimes I have silly little romantic fantasies in my head about the guy I like facebattling me.

I've had brief crushes on a few of my internet friends in the past despite not knowing what they look like.

I ask questions all the time for almost everything just to learn the answer and sate my curiosity. And if no one can answer it I do everything I can to learn it before I'm satisfied. In this way I've learned about random people, alchemy, various physics, hurricane levels, two-person countries, a kingdom in Australia, the behaviors of many animals, Wiccan rituals, kickass presidents, and oh so much more.

And sometimes, but only in person, I ask questions (ones relevant to the topic) I already know the answers to just to see if the person I'm asking knows as well.

I once broke open my brother's head.

As a kid, I found a rusty piece of iron and because my brother was pissing me off as always, I tossed the rusted metal at his head and he ran home with his head bleeding.

This was during winter, we had gone sledding. Can't remember if he took his sled home with him.

Oh yeah, my biggest (and only major one) is that when I go to join the army there will be something that prevents me from enlisting. I need to talk to my local recruiter, but I am waiting until I have my license (Which requires a job, for insurance) so I can go there alone. I'd rather not have someone have to bring me.

I used to be a upstanding member of society

i am extremely impatient with certain things

like this game needs to download and download NOW FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

i whine about everything
oh
wait

I'm also afraid of people misreading my emotions over the internet, so I resort to the overuse of smilies :/

Huh. I'm not elitist about it.

In fact, English is not even my first language. In retrospect, I don't have the right to whine.

I apologize for contradicting myself. Really. I didn't mean to sound like that.


...didn't I said that I was an hypocrite in that post?

Anyways, that's another confession there, I guess.

-Adding to that, is the fact that I sometimes care about what people say in the internet.

-I have like 5 games that I bought, and that I have yet to play.

I apologize on behalf of my sig. I promise you if it had a personality, it would not act that way.
I'm currently looking for smaller crap anyway.

Another confession. I resent not having the living room to myself. Which I haven't had for three nights now, and it's really starting to piss me off.

I...Ive killed many threads....
It's not like I mean to I just say my two cents, butt nobody replies!!
Im a terrible excuse for a human being.
Oh God what if i just killed this thread?
No Spoony don't beat me again. Im Sorry!

I'm really insecure and I compensate for it by trying to be the best at everything and treating everyone below me like shit.

I be a virgin
I never had a girlfriend
My friends think I'm gay