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Darkin
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nnnoo, I don't think I've felt like I've been punched in the dick. Unless I was actually punched in the dick, but that's a different story altogether.
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Unbalanced
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What is it with you people and feeling like you've been punched in the genitals :psyduck:. It doesn't sound like masturbation would be very pleasurable if you had to endure a nut punch every time you did it.

Also Darkin I lost

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I have to have done it a lot to feel like I have been punched in the nads and its not quite as bad as a punch, but its uncomfortable.
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Has anyone else had blue balls

It is not pleasant

EDIT: I feel like we've already started crossing the line


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I personally have been hit so hard in the balls that I rustled blood before.

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Kalekemo
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One time, I went to take a shit, and for whatever reason, I sat down weird and my dick got situated under the top of my leg as I sat down...


Worst genital related pain in my entire life

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Snarf
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Hello I am 20 and wat the fuck is this?

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Not Malum
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Getting punched in the nuts is hilarious.
Unless it's you.

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Ha Ha! Schadenfreude...

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Getting in the punched nuts is you.
Unless it's hilarious.
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Snarf
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Making me feel glad that I'm not you!

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lyra/dicks
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In fifth grade when we played Soccer the girls would always aim the ball at the guy's groins.

Similarly we were talking about kicks to the nuts when that kid fainted in Health class.

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I just realized that I am 15 and talk about masturbation but this does not lead to the thread being locked

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Because you aren't an adult talking to a minor about it

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I hate it when I have to shit and I have no choice but the public restroom and on all the daisies toilets there is piss on the seats.

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