Sebell wrote:
>intimidate people with F into giving their pocket cheddar
YOU HOLD F UP, LETTING HIM GET WITHING MILIMETERS OF THEIR FACE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING. THEY JUST HAND OVER cheddar AND WALK AWAY. BEST POKEMON EVER.
Alexandy13 wrote:
>Kill self, roll a rouge.
AFTER DRINKING THE MILK OUT OF THE GLASS YOU GET DYSENTERY AND DIE HORRIBLY, ALTHOUGH NOT BEFORE ROLLING A ROGUE AROUND IN THE GRASS. YOU THEN BECOME HIM. THIS WAS SOME INTENSE MILK.
Kalekemo wrote:
>Roll to get out of prison
SEEING THE EFFECTIVENESS OF THE ROUGUE ROLLING, YOU DECIDE TO ROLL YOURSELF ON THE GROUND. YOU KEEP THIS UP UNTIL YOU BORE THROUGH THE GROUND AND DIG OUT OF PRISON. SUCCESS!
Palenque wrote:
>Roll a 1
ITS A ROLLING FRENZY IN TOWN. YOU ROLL SOME DICE AND GET A ONE. YOU ARE THEN RUN OVER BY A CARRIAGE. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE DICE, YOU WERE JUST IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. YOU TAKE 20+ TROTTING DAMAGE.
Torizo wrote:
>Save Dimm from the groin crusher exercise machine.
AFTER DISPATCHING XABYRN AND DISPATCHING THE CHAMBERMAIDS IN THE OTHER WAY, YOU RUN DOWN INTO THE BASEMENT. A BURLY, DEEP VOICED WOMAN IS TIED TO A GROIN-CRUSHER. NOT SURE WHAT XABYRN THOUGHT PUTTING A WOMAN ON A GROIN CRUSHER WOULD DO BUT YOU ATTRIBUTED IT TO HIS DRUNKEN LOGIC. YOU TAKE HER DOWN AND SHE THANKS YOU IN A VOICE NOT UNLIKE GASOLINE AND GRAVEL MIXING TOGETHER. SHE WAS QUITE LARGE, FIT, AND A DETECTION OF CHEST HAIR MAYBE? YOU ARE QUITE PUT OFF BUT A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS IS A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS. YOU BOTH BUST OUT AS THE WALL BEHIND YOU EXPLODES.
Billyjum wrote:
> Check out this barn that I have ended up in after travelling through time.
YOU CLIMB OUT OF THE HAY, JUST AS AN OLD MAN WALKS IN AND FIRES AT YOU. THE BOY SCREAMS ABOUT YOU BEING THE SECOND ALIEN THAT'S CRASHED INTO HIS BARN THIS WEEK. YOU RUN OUT INTO THE ROAD WHERE A RECENTLY TAPED TOGETHER MAILBOX IS BLOWN APART BY A BLAST.
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