AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I know!My mom told me to do that one time,she laughed while I was acting like a retarded flamingo

It sounds like a dance the more we mention it. :awesome:

hehehe
The Retarded Flamigo!
Uh...anyways,I also hate it when I feel like drawing and I cant think of anything I want to draw

My dad's girlfriend. She can somehow talk to you for 10 minutes and not have a point. I can't even remember what she was talking about now, so I'll give you a rough sketch of a conversation with her.

Her: Hey, you know when <topic which has obviously not much material to elaborate on>?
Me: Yeah, so?
H: Well, <something entirely off-topic>.
M: Wait, what?
H: Well, you know when <something related to the first topic, but somehow still horribly off-topic>?
M: WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
H: You know, the <topic>.
M: YES. What about them?
H: <off-topic tambling>.

That's about when I leave.

I hate it when I some how get my hair caught in my head phones!

I can't stand hypocrites, like the channels the air shows about how you are beautiful inside followed by make-up commercials.

I forgot to mention, the worst part is that she reminds me of Richard Simmons.

Speaking of hypocrism, I hate people who pretty much think that changing your mind counts as hypocrism.

I hate the aunt of my friend that walks in and tells her how she should be treating children when she isn't involved in raising these children, and my friend has raised them because her aunt is dead and her Uncel is working all the time.

Servers on M-rated games where you need to watch your language because it's a "family friendly" server. God forbid Little Johnny gets hit with the F-bomb while he's also getting hit with a real bomb.

-People who call reasons "excuses." Oh, teacher, teacher, my father died and I was at the funeral after school, so I couldn't do my homework! Seriously. if my homework doesn't get done and I have a good reason, it's not my fault.
-My desk. It wobbles when I type and this keyboard sucks anyway. The wobbling pisses me off though.

ah ego servers

Mr.Dumpty (Me): Fuck what the fuck was that
(Ego)asshat: you said a bad word :O
BANNED:POTTY MOUTH

Fold a piece of paper over a couple of times, then stick it under the uneven desk leg. That should solve it.

I hate it when that happens too, drives me nuts.

When your eating Chocolate and some of it gets on your face and you don't realize until an hour later.

In response to a fangirl comic way earlier...

I run a very successful 2nd edition of a very popular thread, on this other forum, called Ask Link A Dumb Question. Probably our biggest problem there, on both the old and the new ones, is FANGIRLS. They come out of freakin NOWHERE and start annoying the heck out of every sane person there.
Fangirls for just about everybody are rampant these days. Especially for that Edward character. They get on my nerves.

I am also aggravated by people who...
-walk slowly on purpose.
-talk incessantly and refuse to stop,
--then tell ME to shut up when I ask them to.
-think they'll always get their way.
-are extremely self-centered
-bully others for amusement
-chew with their mouths open,
--and go SMACK SMACK MUNCH MUNCH SMACK!
-are always hovering around me and demand to know what I'm up to.
-use apostrophes and the wrong homophone when writing
And more.