AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted, but now they're so wet, you're forced into a freakshow where people throw popcorn at you.

I wish I was somewhere interesting.

Granted, but it's a freakshow.

I wish I had time to improve my art.

Granted, but you don't know how much time you have, and you die before you become a famous talented artist.

I wish the end of my last year of high school would come quicker.

Granted, but then the time doesn't stop going so fast and you die in what feels like ten minutes.

I wish you had a muzzle.

Granted.


I wish my disks of Metal Fatigue would be imperfection free.

Granted, but now they're so perfect the sun is drawn to them, vaporizing them and you.

I wish I had food.

Granted, but it's posined and you die a slow painful death via lossing all your bodyt mass any way it can come out.

I wish that D. Grayman would update

Granted, but it sucks now.

I wish I hadn't eaten that food.

Granted, but you die of starvation

I wish that math made a little more sense

Granted, but now complete idiots know math. Knowing is half the battle against smart people. We attack at dawn.

I wish I could go to the theaters.

GRanted, but you have to go see Twilight and watch Reality TV on the Silver screen

I wish I was more fit.

Granted, but while bench pressing 150 lbs. your hand slips and you die.

I wish I knew how to color my drawings in GIMP.

Granted, but the then the drawings suck.

I wish I didn't have to do the English report.

Granted, but you have to do a report in all other classes

I'm a noob at this.

I wish I could have all the cheddar in the world

It's in coin form. It crushes you.

I wish I could play any instrument.