AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I have a friend who's arms are scarred from constantly bumping into stuff at his old job at Wendy's. Dude never gave a shit, every time we'd hang out he'd have a new burn and he'd just fob it off.

One of my regulars was so sweet today. I handed out her order and she asked for my name.

"You're always so nice to me!"

Well thank you, you're a super nice lady too

"And you always remember that I like a fork instead of a fork with my salad."

Oh uhh

I actually didn't remember that and give everyone forks with their salads but I'm glad you're pop flyin'!

"I've been wanting to give you a good review but you're so shy and never give me a survey sheet."

Hahaha whoooooops I'm supposed to give those out.

I honestly don't remember not giving her one though? Maybe I just hadn't put my name on it because I was busy and forgot to do that?

It still felt great because she is just a sweetheart and she's one of my favorite regulars.