1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

TheOtherMC · **Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:35 pm

hey, it wouldnt be the first time

Shad · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm **Posts:** 15289

Bacon wrote:

dreams are dreams

i've had some bizarre sex dreams where i've woken up and been like "wtf that person"

I once had a dream of a female high school friend having a penis.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:52 pm

I know that feeling. I've had some pretty bizzare sex dreams, none of which I'd care to share though, but the feeling is well known.

Kamak · **Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:20 pm

Kira wrote:

Anyone else have a pubescent wetdream involving gay sex with their best friend then crying about it for an entire weekend because of fear of going to hell?
or is that just my mormon raised booty?

Nope, but I did have a disturbing dream where I accidentally killed my older brother, then had to masquerade as him by wearing his skin ala Men in Black. I dreamed this when he was a senior in high school (I think I was 9 at the time).

The process of making the skin suit was very... detailed in the dream.

Really fucking disturbing, man.

Dedivax · **Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2011 10:27 pm

I totally didn't just wake up at 4:30 am to piss myself for no reason, why are you asking

owenster · **Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:34 pm

Itchin' all over the place, it's like there's ants on me.

On a related note my mom told me that the reason I'm allergic to stuff is because I don't wash my hands enough. That explains how my brother is allergic to shrimp and I'm allergic to ants and dust! We obviously didn't wash our hands enough when we were younger.

lyra/dicks · **Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:42 pm

going to get my blood drawn on friday probably... to test to see if i have factor V leiden's deficiency and my brother has it and so does my mom and my pap i am kind of scared
also squeamish about blood hewbggh2bg
and i ALSO am going to see if this thing on my foot is a wart
my mom thinks it might be argh

friday will not be fun, i get light-headed just thinking about it

edit: if i do have it, it won't affect me until i'm in my forties or so
except i can't ever take hormonal birth control. ever
it would be too dangerous somehow

betrippin · **Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:46 pm

Madican wrote:

For some reason this dream made me sleep until 11 AM despite not being very good. It was about how there were superheroes, but they all sucked. No one was a supervillain because their powers sucked in all aspects of life.

For example, one person was Captain Asscandy. His power was swallowing candy whole and firing them from his booty. When a man is squatting on the edge of a roof and sniping robbers with booty-blasted Whoppers then you know he gives zero fucks about things like dignity.

My god I can't stop laughing

Madican I'm dying

Turbro · **Joined:** Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:11 am **Posts:** 5475

I think something died in my intestines.
My farts smell like a dead hermit crab.
Seriously, I'm afraid to inhale for a good 2 minutes after letting out the beast within

betrippin · **Posted:** Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:03 am

agina, I'm laughing way harder than is socially acceptable

Badfish · **Joined:** Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:52 pm **Posts:** 3480

When I try to hold in a shit it gives me a boner

that has something to do with the male G-spot in the prostate, right

betrippin · **Posted:** Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:08 am

Oh thank god I'm not the only one that happens to.

I thought my penis had a poop fetish I was unaware of

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

betrippin wrote:

I thought my penis had a poop fetish I was unaware of

lost it

YCobb · **Posted:** Thu Nov 24, 2011 11:33 pm

I get a boner holding in pee

this is biologically explicable right

oh god I hope this is biologically explicable

Superior Bacon · **Posted:** Thu Nov 24, 2011 11:34 pm

holding in pee is a pleasurable feeling for a lot of people

okay unless you guys start fapping to pictures of urine and stuff you dont have to worry about anything

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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