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Chekt
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 1:35 am 
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The Willow Witch wrote:
its really fucking weird to be sitting next to a couple ravenously making out.


like really fucking awkward and weird

Fuck, I know.
My best friend once had this one girl friend, and he was all like "Hey, lets go play some vidya" so we did.




Only they sat on my bed 2 inches from me making out and moaning.

What the fuck guys get the fuck away from me.

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Merlin
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 1:41 am 
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Marcato wrote:
Merlin wrote:
who wants to make out


Can we pick who we make out with?


yes.
it's me.

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Rinoko
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Trainer Marcato sent out Merlin?

Merlin used Lovely facebattle!

It's....super effective?

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Merlin wrote:
who wants to make out
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TheOtherMC wrote:
That sounds distressingly erotic

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DarkSurfer
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Merlin wrote:
Marcato wrote:
Merlin wrote:
who wants to make out


Can we pick who we make out with?


yes.
it's me.


hey sweetnips

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Shad
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 7:28 am 
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Bacon wrote:
oh god tongue facebattling

it is so gross looking and no one does it like that jesus

but they do it in porn!

Merlin wrote:
who wants to make out


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D-vid
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 7:54 am 
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Crispy and I did that. Ironically.

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Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
Bacon wrote:
oh god tongue facebattling

it is so gross looking and no one does it like that jesus

but they do it in porn!

I love when, in movies, when two characters start making out they make all these weird like...breathing sounds??? THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN

At least it's never happened to me

I know how to breathe like a normal human being when my mouth is open, apparently

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I only breathe heavy when Im trying so creep her out.

Or if we just ran a mile, but frankly whens the last time youve seen me do that?
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D-vid wrote:
Crispy and I did that. Ironically.


What did I miss? what did we do? was I asleep?

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FFFFFFFF- never shoulda trusted you.

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Trygve
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TheOtherMC wrote:
I only breathe heavy when Im trying so creep her out.

Or if we just ran a mile, but frankly whens the last time youve seen me do that?

What about when you struggle to climb through a window?
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TheOtherMC
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