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Mr. Mander
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 11:48 pm 
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Ye've obviously never gazed upon the terror of the Kraken

There's this couple at my high school whom we have nicknamed after the mythological squid thanks to their tendency to do some kind of lips-barely-touching-TONGUES-FUCKING-EVERYWHERE-way-too-much-saliva facebattle right in the middle of the god daisies hallways, unexpectedly, so people who happen to be walking behind them get a faceful of whatever the fuck it is they think they're doing

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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there used to be a couple that made out directly on my locker
i could stand behind them for several minutes just waiting for them to move

and the thing is they never thought to check
it happened multiple times and you'd think they'd have figured out by then
that's my goddamn locker you're humping each other on

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Lyra wrote:
there used to be a couple that made out directly on my locker
i could stand behind them for several minutes just waiting for them to move

and the thing is they never thought to check
it happened multiple times and you'd think they'd have figured out by then
that's my goddamn locker you're humping each other on

STORY OF MY FUCKIN LIFE, YO
You wouldn't understand. There's not one, though, there's THREE FUCKIN COUPLES. Two of them ACTUALLY have lockers there, but the other couple got run out by all the OTHER couples that are at their locker, so the decided that my locker would be a good place.
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Terraem
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Mr. Mander wrote:
Ye've obviously never gazed upon the terror of the Kraken

There's this couple at my high school whom we have nicknamed after the mythological squid thanks to their tendency to do some kind of lips-barely-touching-TONGUES-FUCKING-EVERYWHERE-way-too-much-saliva facebattle right in the middle of the god daisies hallways, unexpectedly, so people who happen to be walking behind them get a faceful of whatever the fuck it is they think they're doing


I hate it when girls facebattle like that. Please, keep it a little lip-on-lip.

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oh god tongue facebattling

it is so gross looking and no one does it like that jesus

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I had a friend in high school that only sat in her boyfriend's lap all lunch period. They didn't say anything, just sat there. And facebattled every ten minutes or so. They've been dating for almost two years now.

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sounds like they have a really great connection

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The best.

Wait

Sarcasm?

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indeed it was

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Rinoko
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OK, good, so I wasn't sarcastic for no reason.

I'm sure they talk sometimes. Just not around other people.

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Perhaps they are incapable of non-sexy speak and do not want to bother other people with it.

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who wants to make out

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i got kisses for erryone

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Terraem
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I'm not saying I want to per se. But I got some pretty good lip-action here.

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Merlin wrote:
who wants to make out


Can we pick who we make out with?

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