1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

Unbalanced · **Joined:** Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:54 pm **Posts:** 5286

This is really late, but everyone must know that I quite enjoy having my foreskin. Also, as for differences in looks, cut and uncut look almost exactly alike if the foreskin is back, besides pinkness around the bottom of the head.

Dedivax · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2011 4:37 pm

BurntToShreds wrote:

Apparently there is a genetic disorder that makes your piss smell like maple syrup. People with the disorder can't break down proteins from their food or drink efficiently. For some reason this makes their piss smell like maple syrup.

Operation Awesome · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2011 7:00 pm

Awwww, fuck there's a piece of tissue stuck to my dick.

Looks like that'll be there until I take my shower.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2011 7:04 pm

Ahaha, why not just wash it off in the sink?

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

Pull it off? It's tissue.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2011 7:14 pm

You've obviousy never had a piece of tissue stuck to your dick via semen, Madican.

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

I was not aware semen was Elmer's glue. Which can be pulled off too.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2011 7:16 pm

It's super hard.
The action of removing the tissue, that is.

Shad · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm **Posts:** 15289

Why would you let semen dry on your dick anyway?
That's really unsanitary.

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

Even if you clean it properly with water + paper, your dick may stay a bit sticky sometimes.

Terraem · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2011 8:12 pm

Dried semen is a pretty hard thing to rinse off out of the shower. That's why you should just combine business with pleasure and do it there to begin with.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2011 8:13 pm

Terraem wrote:

Dried semen is a pretty hard thing to rinse off out of the shower. That's why you should just combine business with pleasure and do it there to begin with.

But then the soap residue stays on your dick/balls and they'll get all crusty.

Shad · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm **Posts:** 15289

Seriously what the fuck?
You guys should follow some classes on how to wash yourself. This is ridiculous.

Spoony · **Joined:** Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:14 am **Posts:** 9325

man

really

you guys can't even bathe

are you competing for ulimate neckbeard trophy

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2011 8:22 pm

Says the frenchy.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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