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Zang
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 3:39 am 
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ten extra seconds cleanin' your junk lol


Oh god that would suck

like, ew.

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Snarf
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 3:53 am 
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why do you need it to go over the head

like ever

that ruins the point of it, sexually


Ehh I guess I can't really explain it without whipping my dick out and videotaping it.

In fact I have never seen any porn that looks similar to what I have going on down there.

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The Artsy Lunatic wrote:
Cafall wrote:
ten extra seconds cleanin' your junk lol


Oh god that would suck

like, ew.

hardly a hassle

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Terraem
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Foreskin goes back, water sprays it all clean. foreskin returns to original position. It's really not all that much of a hassle.

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Escargotage
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Cafall wrote:
ten extra seconds cleanin' your junk lol


ten extra seconds i could be masturbating to little girls instead of cleaning my junk

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Cafall
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what, you can't multitask with your dick

and you call yourself gay

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Spoony
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wait what

do gay dudes get like

dick peripherals when they sign up, or what

special dick handling gloves that free your mobility
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Tall-Hatted Yanimae
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They can make their dicks work like helicopters and fly anywhere they want instantly when they announce their gayship


THEY CAN DO A LOT WITH IT APPARENTLY TRUE STORY

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Valbrandur
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OA got those abilities transferred to his nose instead of his dick though
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a level 10 homogay can disassemble and reassemble three of these simultaneously in under two minutes

with his dick

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FatOldRobot
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Wait, you need to be gay to do that?

Crap.
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Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
They can make their dicks work like helicopters and fly anywhere they want instantly when they announce their gayship


THEY CAN DO A LOT WITH IT APPARENTLY TRUE STORY

WOULD YOU STILL LAUGH AT THEM
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Shad
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Nobody likes Shmegma.

That's why you clean your goddamn penis daily.

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Chinmaster wrote:
Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
They can make their dicks work like helicopters and fly anywhere they want instantly when they announce their gayship


THEY CAN DO A LOT WITH IT APPARENTLY TRUE STORY

WOULD YOU STILL LAUGH AT THEM


ALL


THE


TIME
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Vax
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Nam man shit's hard I clean every part of my body but my dick in the shower

My foreskin is like a prison for my dick

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