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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:29 am 
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Buh-buh-buh-buh-boobies!

This is probably racist, but maybe it's because Japanese animators and designers have never actually seen breasts?

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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it seems basically everyone who has ever drawn has no idea how tits work

even the artists who dont do GIANT TITS FLOPPING EVERYWHERE dont seem to understand that cleavage can only exists when the breasts are being pushed together

also nipples are a thing and itty bitty strips of fabric dont make them disappear

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What about duct tape.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:32 am 
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....females can be circumcised?

wait is that the thing where they cut off the clitoris? Yea because that's pretty horrible.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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MOVING ON LIKE WE SAID BEFORE...

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Yes, that's what it is.

Back to tits.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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[youtube]tigol'bitties[/youtube]


I'm going to memorize this entire song

here we go >:O

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:40 am 
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those are not tiddies under their shirts

they are strange round animals trying to escape

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I actually am watching the Penn & Teller: BULLSHIT! show in order and GUESS WHICH TOPIC FROM THE LAST PAGE I AM BRINGING BACK BECAUSE I NOW HAVE RELEVANT INFO

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Also because newborns' pain receptors aren't fully developed yet. Also, it is for religious/hygienic reasons.

They're hyper-developed, actually. They feel it more than a grown man would. Soap and water, rub it on a little in the shower, and it's clean.

That episode actually showed a few circumcisions and god daisies they were painful to watch/listen to. Those babies were obviously in pain, there is no way to deny that.
At first it was religious, and that's still fine as long as your child is undoubtedly going to be a Jew.
Then it was for having guys not masturbate because it was the evil at the time. Not anymore, so that's downright out.
Then it was for health reasons. There is no medical reason to have it done that early, and the times where it's actually necessary are few and far between.

There is apparently a way to nonsurgically regrow it (and since this was on the same show that disproved all those dick enlargement scams, they researched and proved it) but it's still just... horrifying to watch.

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They're all real. And by real I mean stuffed with water-filled bags.

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Galaxy, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways.


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YAY SOMEONE LO-

what was actually said wrote:
Gainax, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways.


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THOSE AREN'T tiddies

THEY'RE LIES

LIES I TELL YOU

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I would actually kind of like my foreskin gone. Mainly because there is too much of it.
I seriously can't pull it over my head without quite a bit of effort so I don't jack off in the traditional fashion.
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Up

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Up

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I kind of would like it gone.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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why do you need it to go over the head

like ever

that ruins the point of it, sexually

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Having a foreskin looks like it'd be a huge hassle.

ten extra seconds cleanin' your junk lol

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