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Rullett
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:52 pm 
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Let's give everyone a prostate exam.

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Let's give everyone a prostate exam.

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Everyone line up for the Roto Rooter with camera attached. Also sign the waivers stating we can use this footage to gross out medical students and people online.

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That video would sum up the TMI thread quite well. Let's do it.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Hell yeah, I'll be an internet celebrity. Which is just like being a regular celebrity but without all the benefits.

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Galaxy Man wrote:
BurntToShreds wrote:
Well I'm 19 years old. I'm not losing my virginity any time soon, and I don't think that wanking should be a source of physical health for me, personally. There are plenty of other ways to keep my blood pressure low.


Just because "you don't think it should be" doesn't make it not.

It does a lot of really helpful shit, even helps prevent prostate cancer. It's a really, really bad idea to just stop completely.


Yeah no, that's an exaggeration.

Stop masturbating if you really want to Burnt, but there really isn't a sound reason why you should. Also the urge to do so is not going to go away any time soon, just thought you should know that.
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Alright, one day without fapping. Hopefully I can hold out until I don't feel the need to fap any more.

I don't know why you're doing that, but I gotta say: it's stupid. Nothing wrong with fapping here and there.

In fact it's fucking good for you

Prevents all kinds of diseases and shit and keeps you from getting blue balls

Blue balls isn't actually something from going without fapping, or at least as far as I know since I probably haven't gone much longer than a week :I. It happens if you get aroused and don't "finish". It has something to do with blood in the testicles, where for some reason or another it stays there and makes it really sore.

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Syobon wrote:
Galaxy Man wrote:
BurntToShreds wrote:
Well I'm 19 years old. I'm not losing my virginity any time soon, and I don't think that wanking should be a source of physical health for me, personally. There are plenty of other ways to keep my blood pressure low.


Just because "you don't think it should be" doesn't make it not.

It does a lot of really helpful shit, even helps prevent prostate cancer. It's a really, really bad idea to just stop completely.


Yeah no, that's an exaggeration.

Stop masturbating if you really want to Burnt, but there really isn't a sound reason why you should. Also the urge to do so is not going to go away any time soon, just thought you should know that.

I'd say not wanting to is a pretty sound reason not to

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Syobon
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I meant health-wise or social-pressure-wise.
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Well, ol' Nicks got PANK eye.
Time to start getting caught up with the forum again

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Guys just a quick fyi I felt like giving after reading todays TMI exploits.

This is one of many other times I have seen the topic of "not masturbating" or "not wanting to masturbate" being met with rather...strange and passionate reactions out of some members. Burnt has posted about this before and just about every time people bring up the futility of the endeavor and a rather long list of health benefits associated with masturbation.

Now it seems that you guys really want Burnt to not stop masturbating or something. This comes across as a bit weird and creepy, yeah? It is his business (as it is the business of any other individual) if they want to masturbate. I recall that this very topic getting waaaaaaaaaaaay out of hand is the reason why the last thread got locked.

Just keep it cool guys. If you do not agree with Burnts stance on whether he jacks off or not, just don't comment, and don't try to fervently steer him in your direction. He will not wither away into a cancerous husk if he doesn't jerk it every now and then, ok?

aaaaaaaaaand break huddle

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i think he can quit fapping if he wants to, but he should at least understand the pros and cons before he makes his final decision



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