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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 2:12 am 
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Tren, Imp, Sceb, and I are all in a call, and I'm cooking, and I'm asking about heating water...
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Me: There's two cups...One pint, yeah. How long?
[1:07:19 AM] impmon08: kay
[1:08:15 AM] impmon08: 2 cups 1 pint?
Me & Tren: Laughter.
[1:08:30 AM] Scabby: Three girls 2 cups 1 pint.
[1:08:35 AM | Edited 1:08:43 AM] Scabby: What's so funny?
[1:08:38 AM] impmon08: hehe
[1:08:38 AM] Trenny Crane: CHARLES YOU ARE NOW MY HUSBAND


You're awesome, charizard

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 2:14 am 
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Imp, I now pronounce us Husband and Trennicus.

And Yeili too.

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Ferret Buccaneer (3:32:57 PM): fuck i still bleed candy
Knife Firing Fun (3:32:58 PM): kind of like children's card games.

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[12:50:27 PM] Trenny Crane: Sure as peas
[12:50:34 PM] Bill Nye: are peas sure?
[12:50:40 PM] Trenny Crane: Sure they are
[12:50:58 PM] Bill Nye: are you sure that the peas are sure?
[12:51:25 PM] Trenny Crane: Sure as peas, I'm sure
[12:51:55 PM] Bill Nye: are the peas sure that you are sure that the peas are sure?
[12:52:42 PM] Trenny Crane: I'm sure that the peas are sure that I'm sure they're sure.
[12:53:03 PM] Bill Nye: ...i cant be bothered to post anymore
[12:53:07 PM] Bill Nye: lets just say ad nauseum
[12:53:15 PM] Trenny Crane: Are you sure?
[12:53:25 PM] Bill Nye: FFFFFFFFFFF
[12:53:38 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: Sure as peas!

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FMAWolf- So like we'll have our group dodging zombies, but they'll find clues and piece together whats happening and all so theres a mystery aspect.
Bunnehdono- Lol solving mysteries. We'll be like Scooby-doo.
FMAWolf-ZOMBIES!!! GET IN THE FUCKING MYSTERY MACHINE!!!

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 Post subject: Tick tock guys.
PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:01 am 
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Still waiting for an invite, guys. :colbert:

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A PM would probably work a whole lot better.

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After I said in a skype call that I hated when people messaged me on AIM despite being invisible/offline
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"Kenny" (3:51:03 AM): ARE YOU INVISIBLE OR OFFLINE
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"Vex" (3:51:05 AM): i noticed ur invisable
"Vex" (3:51:09 AM): are u currently like that
"Vex" (3:51:13 AM): dun lie


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Beebo: *listening to some guy trying to cancel an AOL account*
Beebo: OMG
Beebo: FUCKING CUSTOMER SERVICE PEOPLE
Beebo: ARGH
Beebo: *angry for this guy*
Beebo: "When I say 'cancel the account' I don't mean 'help me keep the account' I mean CANCEL THE FUCKING ACCOUNT."
Beebo: This guy was like, paying monthly for FIVE YEARS without using it.
FMAWolf: ...waaaattt why was he paying for it then
Beebo: I know, geez
Beebo: he forgot about it being there and never really had the time to do it.
Beebo: So, he called and was all, "I want my account cancelled."
Beebo: gave his name and account number.
Beebo: And then the Customer Service dude was all, "Why are you cancelling? Do you have high-speed?"
FMAWolf: o.o
Beebo: And he's like, "....Duh."
FMAWolf: LAWLS LIEK HES CHEATING ON THEM
Beebo: xD Yeah
FMAWolf: IM SORRY
FMAWolf: THERES...SOMEONE ELSE
Beebo: It goes EXACTLY like that
FMAWolf: *Dramatic music*
Beebo: ....What?
Beebo: What the fuck do you mean there's someone else?!
FMAWolf: XDDDD
Beebo: ....
Beebo: It's that DSL, isn't it?
Beebo: What's it wearing now?
Beebo: Firefox?!
Beebo: IE!?
Beebo: WHAT!?

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DeucetheFanFan (1:51:37 AM): my hand is freezing
DeucetheFanFan (1:51:43 AM): and it's my right so i can't do anything about it ;-;
"Westley" (1:52:00 AM): >_>
"Westley" (1:52:10 AM): my mom calls it "mouse hand"
"Westley" (1:52:16 AM): inb4writingpadthing
DeucetheFanFan (1:52:18 AM): i don't
DeucetheFanFan (1:52:19 AM): fuck
"Westley" (1:52:27 AM): you're way too predictable


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Out of context, this is wrong:
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Ferret Buccaneer (7:40:27 PM): Okay
Ferret Buccaneer (7:40:31 PM): But wait
Ferret Buccaneer (7:40:36 PM): Is it manhandling if a man is doing it?
Knife Firing Fun (7:40:40 PM): nooo
Ferret Buccaneer (7:40:42 PM): Or if a man is the one being handled?
Knife Firing Fun (7:40:42 PM): if you're handling a man
Ferret Buccaneer (7:40:45 PM): Okay


...In context, it's almost as disturbing.

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[6:38:27 PM] Oddsbeast: GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! I'VE CREATED A DEVICE THAT ENABLES YOU TO LOSE THE GAME!
[6:38:32 PM] Unblargh: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[6:38:44 PM] Vrominelli: What?
[6:38:46 PM] Imp: ijfsofusiofusfjsdaiobsofaudsljfiujdsfioujklsdjf DOG GOMMIT


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Odds wrote:
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[6:38:27 PM] Oddsbeast: GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! I'VE CREATED A DEVICE THAT ENABLES YOU TO LOSE THE GAME!
[6:38:32 PM] Unblargh: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[6:38:44 PM] Vrominelli: What?
[6:38:46 PM] Imp: ijfsofusiofusfjsdaiobsofaudsljfiujdsfioujklsdjf DOG GOMMIT



VROM DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE GAME IS HA HA LOSER.

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HAHAHA.

WHAT A LOSER.

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How does I bandwagon. :psyduck:


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