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Galaxy Man
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 1:27 am 
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I'm all for shaving the top, but not the balls.

It seems weird to even CONSIDER getting a sharp object near the testicles.

also they look better with some hair

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i think sharp objects should stay away from genitals forever

especially scissors

you dont exactly have the best view for trimming your balls you really dont want scissors there

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Galaxy Man wrote:
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It seems weird to even CONSIDER getting a sharp object near the testicles.



this. im sorry but nothing that is pointy and/or sharp will get near that area.

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My face is all broken out. asdf

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iamthelordhitman wrote:
Galaxy Man wrote:
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It seems weird to even CONSIDER getting a sharp object near the testicles.



this. im sorry but nothing that is pointy and/or sharp will get near that area.


It doesn't hurt that much when you make a small cut really. And the tissue heals pretty fast down under.
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My face is all broken out. asdf

Also late period.

D-VID STOP SEXING ME WHILE I SLEEP

My period is never consistent. It's annoying but I know when it's coming. -rubs face- I also get really rustled off at everyone when it's almost that time too.

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Syobon wrote:
iamthelordhitman wrote:
Galaxy Man wrote:
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It seems weird to even CONSIDER getting a sharp object near the testicles.



this. im sorry but nothing that is pointy and/or sharp will get near that area.


It doesn't hurt that much when you make a small cut really. And the tissue heals pretty fast down under.


its just a safety precaution that has served me quite well in my 23 years of life. chalks up there with "look both ways before crossin the street" and "never walk directly behind a horse"

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As long as it suits your style! My balls have some wicked sideburns.

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Just talk to her the same way you talk to yourself when you jack off.

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