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ThatGuyInTheTie
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 3:35 pm 
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Ergergerger Survival>Rejection
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YCobb
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That doesn't work though
because you're doing the rejection
it's you

It's more

Relationship > ergergerger survival/rejection

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Superior Bacon
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yeah you can't really be rejected if they ask you out first

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Rullett
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I just watched an episode of Game Of Thrones that was pretty much non-stop sex.

With my mum in the room.

Awkward.

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ThatGuyInTheTie
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True. I'm just a bit apprehensive that it will end badly.
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Syobon
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Even so, the only way you can learn relationships is by experience.
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Tales
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out of like the 2 'serious' relationships i've had (i count the ones when from when I'm over 13 and yes i know 90% of you will be like 'oh george that's not serious at all you buttfuck' and yeah they weren't but ANYWAY) i asked both of them out in the same shop in the same place, ahaha. I wonder if I'll do it for the third person.

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Avengifier
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I don't like facebattling the guy that I'm dating in public because
1. I'm not completely out yet
2. I don't want to pop a boner where people can see me. Every time.

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Galaxy Man
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Avengifier wrote:
2. I don't want to pop a boner where people can see me. Every time.


This is usually the sign of a sweet catch.

You grabbed a pop-fly in the third inning with a technical ollie to the last goal, it sounds like

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Avengifier
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It's not even that he's super attractive, we're both pretty average looking, but it's just really new to me so it doesn't take much contact to get me going.

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Turbro
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Balls. I am trying to sleep. Stop being the itchiest things on the planet.

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BurntToShreds
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On that subject, I have no idea why any man would want to shave their pubic hairs.

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Snarf
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On that subject, I have no idea why any man would want to shave their pubic hairs.



It feels pretty nice.


MMmmmm... my balls are so smooth.

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Never been bothered by hair on a guy, but I have heard guys say it makes them feel cleaner/more sanitary, and even that shaving the hair off shows off their penis more.

'Jungles' don't bother me too much but after having a guy who trimmed/shaved I can definitely see why some women would prefer it.

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Superior Bacon
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shaved balls will always freak me out

balls are so wrinkly jesus

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