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[11:34:29 PM] Scabby: Not sure what I'm doing anymore.
[11:34:36 PM] Scabby: I'm pretty sure it's lemonade.
[11:34:43 PM] Yeili: Hot.
[11:35:00 PM] Scabby: No, the lemonade has a lot of ice in it.

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This is what Canadians talk about everyday when Americans aren't around. :U

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[12:01:38 PM] Unblar: We need something better to talk abot
[12:01:41 PM] Unblar: bout
[12:01:47 PM] Trenny Crane: Aboot
[12:01:57 PM] Unblar: :|
[12:02:02 PM] Unblar: We're both Canadian here
[12:02:12 PM] Trenny Crane: Let's make American jokes
[12:02:19 PM] Unblar: um
[12:02:22 PM] Unblar: uh
[12:02:59 PM] Trenny Crane: What do you call someone who speaks three languages?
[12:03:13 PM] Unblar: ...Trilingual?
[12:03:23 PM] Trenny Crane: What do you call someone who speaks two languages?
[12:03:32 PM] Unblar: bilingual
[12:03:41 PM] Trenny Crane: What do you call someone who speaks one language?
[12:03:46 PM] Unblar: American?
[12:03:48 PM] Trenny Crane: o/
[12:03:51 PM] Unblar: \o
[12:04:00 PM] Trenny Crane: What's another one...
[12:04:10 PM] Unblar: They don't have Smarties
[12:04:29 PM] Trenny Crane: They don't have PANK Cream Soda
[12:04:42 PM] Unblar: They DON'T?
[12:04:47 PM] Trenny Crane: No. o:
[12:04:54 PM] Unblar: =O
[12:06:06 PM] Trenny Crane: What else don't they have?
[12:06:11 PM] Unblar: Um
[12:06:12 PM] Trenny Crane: They don't have Boston Pizza
[12:06:21 PM] Unblar: :U
[12:06:43 PM] Trenny Crane: They don't have White Spot
[12:06:48 PM] Trenny Crane: They can't play baseball
[12:06:53 PM] Trenny Crane: They don't wear sweaters
[12:06:56 PM] Trenny Crane: They're not good dancers
[12:07:01 PM] Trenny Crane: They don't play drums
[12:07:20 PM] Unblar: They don't have Tim Hortons
[12:07:57 PM] Trenny Crane: They don't have the olympics in 2010
[12:08:29 PM] Unblar: :>
[12:08:41 PM] Trenny Crane: They're never seen drinking cappucinos in Italian restaurants with Oriental women...
[12:08:44 PM] Trenny Crane: yeaaaah.
[12:09:05 PM] Unblar: I can't think of much else
[12:09:16 PM] Unblar: THEY DON'T HAVE
[12:09:20 PM] Unblar: MILK IN A BAG
[12:09:26 PM] Trenny Crane: MILK COMES IN BAGS HERE
[12:09:37 PM] Unblar: WHO ARE WE TALKING TO
[12:09:41 PM] Trenny Crane: Uh
[12:09:50 PM] Trenny Crane: No one >:
[12:10:02 PM] Trenny Crane: EXCEPT EACH OTHER. :U
[12:10:11 PM] Unblar: Yaaaay
[12:10:18 PM] Trenny Crane: CANADIAN BIG BRO UNBLARGH CHAN
[12:10:56 PM] Unblar: EVERY TIME YOU COME UP WITH A NEW NAME I HAVE TO CHANGE MINE YOU KNOW
[12:11:26 PM] Trenny Crane: OH COME ON IT'S ONLY LIKE
[12:11:29 PM] Trenny Crane: THE THIRD TIME!
[12:11:53 PM] Unblargh: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
[12:12:35 PM] Trenny Crane: o/
[12:12:41 PM] Unblargh: \o
[12:12:56 PM] Trenny Crane: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
[12:13:15 PM] Unblargh: HEY USA
[12:13:18 PM] Unblargh: MAPLE SYRUP
[12:13:18 PM] Unblargh: SUCK IT
[12:13:27 PM] Unblargh: OH WAIT YOU CAN'T
[12:13:31 PM] Unblargh: BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY
[12:13:34 PM] Unblargh: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[12:13:39 PM] Trenny Crane: YOU KNOW HOW THEY COUNTER?
[12:13:46 PM] Trenny Crane: 'MAPLE SYRUP COMES FROM VERMONT'
[12:14:07 PM] Trenny Crane: USA IS LUCKY TO HAVE VERMONT
[12:14:26 PM] Unblargh: If we had that
[12:14:32 PM] Unblargh: It'd be like a little dagger
[12:14:36 PM] Unblargh: Sticking into USA
[12:14:41 PM] Trenny Crane: Saying
[12:14:43 PM] Trenny Crane: HAAAAAAH
[12:14:45 PM] Trenny Crane: HAHAHAHAAH
[12:14:49 PM] Trenny Crane: SUCK IT


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[12:17:06 PM] Unblargh: THEY DON'T HAVE KETCHUP, SALT AND VINEGAR, DILL PICKLE, OR ALL-DRESSED CHIPS
[12:17:20 PM] Trenny Crane: THEY DON'T HAVE ALL-DRESSED CHIPS!?
[12:17:22 PM] Trenny Crane: HOLY FUCK
[12:17:26 PM] Unblargh: ALL DRESSED IS THE BEST MAN
[12:17:29 PM] Trenny Crane: HOW THE HELL DO THEY LIVE!?
[12:17:54 PM] Trenny Crane: ALL DRESSED IS LIKE, THE GREATEST FLAVOUR IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE UNIVERSE
[12:18:07 PM] Unblargh: BESIDES SOUR CREAM AND ONION :>
[12:18:16 PM] Trenny Crane: Unblargh
[12:18:17 PM] Trenny Crane: I think
[12:18:20 PM] Trenny Crane: You and I
[12:18:24 PM] Trenny Crane: Are soul sisters.
[12:18:32 PM] Unblargh: wat
[12:18:35 PM] Unblargh: siblings
[12:18:40 PM] Unblargh: soul siblings
[12:18:57 PM] Trenny Crane: At long last, I've found my true soul sister!
[12:19:02 PM] Unblargh: >:|

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No I don't says:
I've only jsut discovered that they sell the Zelda mangas over here.
WOO
Trenny Crane says:
GET EM GET EM!
No I don't says:
I'M DOING IT
GIVE ME TIME
Trenny Crane says:
GET EM!
GET EM!
GET EM NOW!
No I don't says:
All i Could see there was navi-
Hey listen - get them
Hey listen - get them
Hey listen - get them
Hey listen - get them
Trenny Crane says:
o/
No I don't says:
\o
Trenny Crane says:
Did you press C+up yet
No I don't says:
No. LEAVE ME ALONE.
Trenny Crane says:
HEY
HEY
LISTEN
HELLO
HEY
LISTEN
LISTEN
HEY
HELLO
HELLO
No I don't says:
The Deku tree can do his own laundry SHUT UP
Trenny Crane says:
HEY
LISTEN
HEY
HEY
HELLO
HEY
LOOK
LISTEN
HEY
HEY
LOOK
No I don't says:
C + up
Trenny Crane says:
... I LOVE YOU
...
...
WATCH OUT
ALSO GO GET THE ZELDA MANGAS
No I don't says:
GEEZ
I KNOW
I WILL
DOING A SIDEQUEST
NEED ICE ARROWS
SHUT UP
Trenny Crane says:
HEY
HEY
LISTEN
HELLO
HEY
HEY
HELLO
LOOK
No I don't says:
C + UP
Trenny Crane says:
... I LOVE YOU +hug+
No I don't says:
...
Fine

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[7:14:56 PM] Lyruhh: Tom. Highfive.
[7:14:59 PM] Lyruhh: o/
[7:15:04 PM] Sparky: <3
[7:15:18 PM] pafpafpaf: \o
[7:15:18 PM] Lyruhh: C'MON MAN DON'T LEAVE ME HANGIN' MAN
[7:15:21 PM] Lyruhh: ...
[7:15:22 PM] Lyruhh: fuck
[7:15:23 PM] pafpafpaf: pafpafpaf STEALS FIVE

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Deuce
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[7:13:59 PM] Aether: OKAY SO
[7:14:02 PM] Aether: NOT SURE IF YOU HEARD
[7:14:03 PM] Aether: BUT
[7:14:06 PM] Aether: I was sick yesterday.
[7:14:07 PM] Aether: And...
[7:14:14 PM] Sparky: Did you puke cum?
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[7:02:40 PM] Oddsbeast: this elephant
[7:02:45 PM] Oddsbeast: in Cats Don't Dance
[7:02:50 PM] Oddsbeast: plays piano
[7:02:56 PM] Trenny Crane: How?
[7:03:00 PM] Trenny Crane: He doesn't have fingers
[7:03:06 PM] Oddsbeast: but i don't understand how he can type with gloves on
[7:03:31 PM] ¡The Big Cheese!: DEAR ODDS, HOW DO YOU TYPE WITH BOXING GLOVES ON
[7:03:39 PM] Oddsbeast: like this:
[7:03:40 PM] Oddsbeast: SDJfasdfasd
[7:03:41 PM] Oddsbeast: ff sad
[7:03:42 PM] Oddsbeast: f asdggf
[7:03:42 PM] Oddsbeast: hgy
[7:03:43 PM] Oddsbeast: kcdjdgh
[7:03:43 PM] Oddsbeast: fgdd
[7:03:44 PM] Oddsbeast: fgs
[7:03:48 PM] Trenny Crane: <33333333
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Ame: I'm trying to fix this thing.
Me: What thing?
Ame: De ting de ting!
Me: It's blue an' blue!


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[9:32:55 PM] C Cawliet: You are allegedly a girl
[9:32:55 PM] Lyruhh: :< Not really...


FUCK.

I don't care if he doesn't want to be quoted I'm going to get my revenge somehow

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[10:50:04 PM] Doc Brown: No woman has a face that manly
[10:50:13 PM] Doc Brown: Except maybe Lyra
[10:50:14 PM] Lyruhh: You're forgetting about me
[10:50:14 PM] Doc Brown: derp
[10:50:24 PM] Lyruhh: Facemind

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Deuce
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DeucetheFanFan (11:40:35 PM): i put my towel on my chair
DeucetheFanFan (11:40:38 PM): that i used earlier today
"Westley" (11:40:41 PM): ._.
DeucetheFanFan (11:40:42 PM): it's still wet
DeucetheFanFan (11:40:44 PM): and cold
"Westley" (11:40:48 PM): ._.
"Westley" (11:40:52 PM): wet from
DeucetheFanFan (11:40:55 PM): my hair
DeucetheFanFan (11:41:03 PM): i took a shower before going to the movies
DeucetheFanFan (11:41:14 PM): perv
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[10:12:53 PM] Nilrem: Def, my dad drove this tank in the Soviet Army: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... T64_21.jpg
[10:13:53 PM] Jake Plissken: Your family's from russia?
[10:13:56 PM] Nilrem: Y...
[10:13:57 PM] Nilrem: Yes.
[10:14:01 PM] Nilrem: You didn't know?
[10:14:06 PM] Nilrem: Yeah bro
[10:14:07 PM] Jake Plissken: No.
[10:14:13 PM] Nilrem: They're from dat old USSR
[10:14:20 PM] Nilrem: Belarus, specifically.
[10:14:32 PM] Jake Plissken: But your dad must have had a hard time driving that tank
[10:14:39 PM] Jake Plissken: Because in soviet russia...
[10:14:41 PM] Nilrem: I swear to god
[10:14:44 PM] Nilrem: I will kill you

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I just got a wireless headset, so I'm messing around with it in the call.
I go into the bathroom to flush the toilet to see if I catch any attention...

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*fluuuuuush*
Def:D-Did somebody just flush the toilet? Yeili, did you...
*Laughter*

No, I didn't really go to the bathroom, that would be gross.

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[12:09:56 PM] Trenny Crane: This is my favourite commercial ever
[12:10:14 PM] Trenny Crane: Even more than my last favourite commercial
[12:10:26 PM] Snake Lizken: HEEHEE CANADA SPELLING
[12:10:36 PM] Unblargh: ou
[12:10:38 PM] Unblargh: OU
[12:10:39 PM] Trenny Crane: Hey
[12:10:40 PM] Trenny Crane: Hey
[12:10:41 PM] Unblargh: OUOUOUOUOUOU
[12:10:50 PM] Trenny Crane: Every other country in the WORLD
[12:10:53 PM] Trenny Crane: EXCEPT YOU GUYS
[12:10:53 PM] Trenny Crane: USES OU
[12:10:56 PM] Snake Lizken: Is this the new hueahueahueahueahueahueahueahueahueahueahuea?
[12:11:04 PM] Snake Lizken: OUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOU
[12:11:05 PM] Unblargh: COLOUR
[12:11:07 PM] Unblargh: FAVOURITE
[12:11:10 PM] Trenny Crane: HUEHAUAHUEHEUAHUEHEUHAUEHUEHEUHAUHERUUUEHAUHEUAHUEHUEHUAHAUHEUAHUEHUAHEUHAUEHUEH
[12:11:10 PM] Unblargh: HONOUR
[12:11:15 PM] Trenny Crane: NEIGHBOUR
[12:11:15 PM] *** Snake Lizken has changed the conversation topic to "OUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOU" ***
[12:11:16 PM] Trenny Crane: HUMOUR
[12:11:29 PM] Trenny Crane: You suck ;-;
[12:11:37 PM] Trenny Crane: Watch it
[12:11:43 PM] Snake Lizken: SHAGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy
[12:11:44 PM] Trenny Crane: Now she's going to be all
[12:11:47 PM] Trenny Crane: 'CDN?'
[12:11:50 PM] Paladin Shaggiroth: hmm?
[12:11:52 PM] Trenny Crane: ...
[12:11:54 PM] Trenny Crane: Hey Unblargh
[12:11:56 PM] Snake Lizken: help...
[12:11:58 PM] Trenny Crane: CDN?
[12:12:06 PM] Unblargh: CDN!
[12:12:16 PM] Trenny Crane: OUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOU
[12:12:18 PM] Unblargh: OUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOU
[12:12:26 PM] Trenny Crane: gibe mi mple syrup pls
[12:12:29 PM] Unblargh: GIBE SRYUP PLS
[12:12:38 PM] Unblargh: o/
[12:12:42 PM] Trenny Crane: i report u 4 no mple srup
[12:12:44 PM] Trenny Crane: \o
[12:12:56 PM] Unblargh: OUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUO
[12:13:03 PM] Trenny Crane: OUOUOUOUOUOU


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[12:18:53 PM] Unblargh: But I only have enough to cover a couple pancakes...
[12:19:02 PM] Unblargh: I REPORT U 4 NO MPLE SRYUP
[12:19:32 PM] Trenny Crane: no this is the South American server
[12:19:52 PM] Trenny Crane: OUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOU!
[12:20:04 PM] Trenny Crane: (The server had to shut down at Hockey season)

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Before reading, see this video:

http://entertainment.todaysbigthing.com/2009/09/11

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Before, I showed my Linebeck and Tetra Gachipons and a can of ice tea.

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