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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 5:10 am 
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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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of course you'd say that, Schatzi

edit: i hate thatfeel when you fart in public and them someone decided to come into the room you were in and sit next to you.
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Or after you fart you leave and someone sits in the chair and complains about the warmth of it.

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how do you soften stubble? do you just use a moisturiser? if so what kind?


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Usually water based non scented is the best you can do for yourself.

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i had to do a presentation for business class and i had a boner the whole time
probably shouldn't have worn sweats today

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When I woke up this morning, there was a huge hole in the back of my pyjama bottoms. It definitely wasn't there before I went to bed. :psyduck:

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i had to do a presentation for business class and i had a boner the whole time
probably shouldn't have worn sweats today


Did you maintain eye contact

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I tried to but everyone's eyes were on something much larger than my presentation

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I would've checked for some horrible, wriggling mass in the toilet.
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Dreamcatcher by Stephen King

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OMG close your eyes and go for as little movement as possible. There's not much more to it unless you want to take painkillers. I hate shit that has to do with the eyes, I'm so sorry.

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My boogers have gobe from clear to yellow green in less tan 12 hours. My eyes are waters and my lips are chapping. Help me.

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Potato wrote:
I tried to but everyone's eyes were on something much larger than my presentation


It's a great business strategy.

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I guess since this is the tmi thread, i'm gonna ask you grye, what's up with the avatar?

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