TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)

D-vid · **Posted:** Thu Nov 22, 2012 5:10 am

Asses are a gift that should be shown your significant other at each and every opportunity.

Sollix · **Posted:** Thu Nov 22, 2012 7:46 am

of course you'd say that, Schatzi

edit: i hate thatfeel when you fart in public and them someone decided to come into the room you were in and sit next to you.
aughaugh i know this person augh augh

luroberto · **Posted:** Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:06 am

Or after you fart you leave and someone sits in the chair and complains about the warmth of it.

Nachalnik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm **Posts:** 10836

how do you soften stubble? do you just use a moisturiser? if so what kind?

The Willow Witch · **Posted:** Thu Nov 22, 2012 3:41 pm

Usually water based non scented is the best you can do for yourself.

Aveeno is pretty good.

Potato · **Posted:** Thu Nov 22, 2012 10:05 pm

i had to do a presentation for business class and i had a boner the whole time
probably shouldn't have worn sweats today

Chloemew · **Posted:** Thu Nov 22, 2012 10:21 pm

When I woke up this morning, there was a huge hole in the back of my pyjama bottoms. It definitely wasn't there before I went to bed.

Dr. Glocktor · **Posted:** Thu Nov 22, 2012 10:36 pm

Potato wrote:

i had to do a presentation for business class and i had a boner the whole time
probably shouldn't have worn sweats today

Did you maintain eye contact

Potato · **Posted:** Thu Nov 22, 2012 10:44 pm

I tried to but everyone's eyes were on something much larger than my presentation

Dr. Hienz · **Joined:** Thu Jun 21, 2012 1:44 am **Posts:** 307

Reyo wrote:

I would've checked for some horrible, wriggling mass in the toilet.
possibly quoting literature

Dreamcatcher by Stephen King

Lolita · **Posted:** Fri Nov 23, 2012 4:25 am

bad ideas: picking at a skin tag on your lower eyelid

things i did: pick at a skin tag on my lower eyelid

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Reyo · **Posted:** Fri Nov 23, 2012 7:24 am

OMG close your eyes and go for as little movement as possible. There's not much more to it unless you want to take painkillers. I hate shit that has to do with the eyes, I'm so sorry.

Sollix · **Posted:** Fri Nov 23, 2012 9:34 am

My boogers have gobe from clear to yellow green in less tan 12 hours. My eyes are waters and my lips are chapping. Help me.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Fri Nov 23, 2012 9:39 am

Potato wrote:

I tried to but everyone's eyes were on something much larger than my presentation

It's a great business strategy.

Unbalanced · **Joined:** Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:54 pm **Posts:** 5286

I guess since this is the tmi thread, i'm gonna ask you grye, what's up with the avatar?

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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