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Tetrunes
 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:23 am 
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Attempt to lead an attack with party members
me: 3
Flicky: 6
Lord Retardus: 8
Exeres: 5

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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:24 am 
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electronic goat
 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:26 am 
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fuck need____runes i don't need his stupid party to kill el Great Handsome Oppressor

>hit le Great Handsome Oppressor's weakpoint wherever that is

16/20

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Sol Reaper
 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:30 am 
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Need Runes4 wrote:
Attempt to lead an attack with party members
me: 3
Flicky: 6
Lord Retardus: 8
Exeres: 5
Need Runes4 wrote:
Oh, and creaky: 8

You try to lead your party members but end up smacking yourself with a lead brick. The rest of them snicker at your folly.

electronic goat wrote:
fuck need____runes i don't need his stupid party to kill el Great Handsome Oppressor

>hit le Great Handsome Oppressor's weakpoint wherever that is

16/20
You aim a punch straight for Le Great Handsome Oppressor but hit only air because he is not present. If you meant to hit the RAGING FRENCHMAN then he is right over there. -->

The RAGING FRENCHMAN regenerates 100 HP through France Magic.

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HP: [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx_] 19220/20000
MP: [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx_] 195/200

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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:32 am 
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Lead army of Scary Spooky Skeletons.

5/20

GOD.
DAISIES.

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Sol Reaper
 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:34 am 
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Need Runes4 wrote:
Lead army of Scary Spooky Skeletons.

5/20

GOD.
DAISIES.

You attempt to lead an army of Scary Spooky Skeletons.

BUT THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT

You lose a turn to recover your wits after such a scare.

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electronic goat
 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:38 am 
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Aggggh, shit.

>Be a Necromancer or something.

18/20

(I swear to god I am not making up these rolls)
(besides the america one)

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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:40 am 
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electronic goat wrote:
Aggggh, shit.

>Be a Necromancer or something.

18/20

(I swear to god I am not making up these rolls)
(besides the america one)

Your latent necromancer powers finally show themselves! Your clothes turn into a dark cultist robe and you gain a magic sacrificial dagger. You can feel the nethers coursing through your veins.

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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:41 am 
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Throw table at RAGING FRENCHMAN

1d20+5=20

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Sol Reaper
 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:42 am 
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Need Runes4 wrote:
Throw table at RAGING FRENCHMAN

1d20+5=20

You heave a table mightily at the RAGING FRENCHMAN and it bashes him across the face for a good chunk of damage thanks to your RESOURCEFULNESS.

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HP: [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx__] 18560/20000
MP: [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx_] 195/200

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electronic goat
 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:45 am 
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>Gain allegiance of the spooky skeleton, preferably with DARK MAGICKS OF PERSUASION.

13/20

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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:47 am 
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>Gain allegiance of the spooky skeleton, preferably with DARK MAGICKS OF PERSUASION.

13/20

You "persuade" the skeleton that popped out and scared Runes to join you. You do this by waving your dick as a magic wand. The skeleton follows and you laugh maniacally because every evil sorcerer has to have a good maniacal laugh.

IT IS NOW THE RAGING FRENCHMAN'S TURN

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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:51 am 
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Attempt to join The RAGING FRENCHMAN's side.

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Sol Reaper
 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:53 am 
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Attempt to join The RAGING FRENCHMAN's side.

14/20

They have jackets. Welcome to the French side of life.

And because you're in a video game this means you're going to die.

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 Post subject: Re: The Pub
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:57 am 
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That's alright. I'll be the big baddies likeable henchman the audience ends up liking more then the heroes.
Actually no I'm an Enutrof, they're greedy bastards.


I attempt to use Killer Spade on the Spooky Skeleton

9/20

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