AWKWARD ZOMBIE

My favourite shots are Blue Thrill, Tequila (with salt&lemon ofc) and Goldstrike.

My favourite liquor, however, is whisky.

Men, let's talk about suits and how amazingly good we look in them. Look at this swag motherfucker:



All the girls come to the yard when we walk out all decked out in our sweet suits.

too bad he's wearing a casual tie with a very formal suit

Still classier than YOU, Spoonster.

I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over all my blazers tailcoats and hats

but that's cool you go back to wearing ironic hilarious internet t shirts, that's super class dollface

His tie looks like it's knitted.

Let's stop complaining about his god-awful tie and post some totally sweet suits!

Will do. Least I'll look better than you.

Let's get a manly song in here. Written by Men, for Men.


I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew : Eddie Morton (1909)
I hate a moral coward, one who lacks a manly spark
I just detest a man afraid to go home in the dark
I always spend my evening where there's women wine and song
but like a man, I always bring my little wife along!

I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
I'm a night owl, and a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song!

Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun
Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!

The fun it doesn't stop 'til 12 on pop flyin' old Broadway
So what's the use of going home, until the break of day?
Now, something confidential, whisper not above a breath,
I once went home at 2 AM, and scared my wife to death!

I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
I'm a night owl, and a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song!

Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun
Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!

I never shall forget the night I made Six Rappers Run
Although I didn't have a knife, a blackjack, or a gun
I proved myself a hero of a very high degree
I ran for home, and six of them, were running after me!

I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
I'm a night owl, and a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song!

Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun
Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!

I don't have pictures but I totes rocked the shit out of a gray pinstripe suit and a (formal!) black tie.

That's all I can really brag about, since my other favorite jacket is apparently a women's.

I haven't worn a suit yet. Never really had an occasion.

Yeah, I kind of need a reason to drop more than twenty dollars on clothes.

Am I manly enough to post in this thread

You'll have to show us your manliness certificate, or proof your manliness in some other way.

You shouldn't have asked, Willow.
Don't you know that real men never ask for anything? They just go ahead and do whatever they want. Just like I"m doing now.

YEAH.
I'M POSTING IN THE GUY THREAD.
I'M KICKING GENDER BARRIERS IN THE BALLS.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?