AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I count how many people I see every day wearing some form of green top & blue leg covering.
last christmas season I saw over 130 people dressed that way in a single day.

I used to have a nail biting habit, but now when I'm bothered enough to "chew" them I just sort of bite on them, but don't bite them off. I usually just try to get the dirt out from under the nail. I will also use thin objects to dig the dirt out, like the edge of a folder or something.

I had OCD as a child. REAAAAALLY BADLY. I did everything in even multiples of 4. So like 8,16,24, etc.

If I walk behind someone that's relatively close in size. My steps get completely matched with theirs, its pretty awkward when someone beside me asks "dude what are you doing, stalking them or something?" then I trip trying to correct myself

I tend to not say anything unless I can add something relevant to the conversation.
for some reason this also applies to the internet.

I have a habit of saying everything that I type out loud and when it's a silly message I end up making my voice sound dumb to match it....

I think more people need that habit.

I have the near unconscious habit of sometimes bending my arms up at the elbows and curl my hands. Then I end up walking dinosaur style.

I have a weird kind of hemophobia. Just seeing blood doesn't affect me, and I can handle cartoon blood just fine. However, if I witness the actual spilling of blood out of the human body, or if my mind can be tricked into thinking that's happening, especially in the case of someone getting a cut or gash, I start feeling sick. In short, I can play Mortal Kombat with no problem, but watching Troy Shaves His Face is too much for me.

I say "so" a lot at the end of my sentences. And thanks t Regular Show I also "hmm hmmph" a lot to.

speaking of blood whenever i see it or think about it i get kind of giggly
i don't mean in a "blood is so amusing xDDDDD!" way, it doesn't make me feel that queasy just kind of... i try hard not to smile and stuff i don't know

Are you sure you're not a serial killer
I mean
You do a lot of research on them apparently

supposedly i look like dexter too
no but that's why i don't tell many people about it! When i get my blood tests taken most of the time I have to bite the insides of my cheek to stop smiling.

Of course if I was stabbed or watched someone being stabbed i wouldn't laugh at them, it doesn't work like that

My brain tells me to do violent things.

you might want to see someone about that

My mind keeps telling me to everybody is plotting against me and I need to stop them by any means, but I'm too lazy.