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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 2:23 am 
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>You slash at the cloaked fiend, but as soon as your knife hits the cloak it goes slack, flowing to the ground. You hear the death screech once more. The feathered demon bursts from the mist like a feathery missile. It's feathers a sick brownish red, eyes like searing embers.
What will you do and roll to decide the outcome.

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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Dodge and grab its neck as it flies past, and hold on for dear life wherever it goes.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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>The bird crashes into you with suprising force, knocking you off your feet. It swings down and tries to claw your eyes out, but before it gets too close you sidestep it and manage grab onto it's neck. It squawks and cries out in surprise flapping it's wing furiously.
What do you do?

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Climb onto the feathered fucker's back.

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>You swing onto the nightmare pigeon's back. It lets loose a primordial scream and charges upward. You clear the mist and see a cliff rising above you. Your birds caws triumphantly as you rise over the cliff and Mt. Leon once more looms before you.

STAGE COMPLETE!!

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-Nightmare Demon Pigeon

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daisies son. Impressive lootage.

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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It's only as impressive as you make it. Think creatively y'all.

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Alright let's do this thing

Also can I get a link to thing we're using as dice please?
(I'm only allowed on the computer for a little bit because of grades, so don't expect my turn to go terribly fast)

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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Over here.
It's cool dude. and just type in 20 for the max and either just post the number, or a screencap, whichever's easier.
ahem.

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> A simple unassuming pug lies sunbathing on the deck of a deserted freighter. The freighter slowly encroaches upon Isla Del Guerrero. There's a loud crash as the freighter hits a half submerged wreck. The pug scrambles to his lil' pug feet and scurries to the cabin. The massive freighter hit's another wreck, moaning as metal bends and gives way. In the cabin the pug is gone, in it's place stands Kickass Mcdeathgrab. You're utterly mystified as to what switch keeps you from dying, maybe you shouldn't have thrown all those guys overboard.
Anyways, how will you proceed?

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> Turn into a bird and fly to nearest wreck to investigate

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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>You into the first feathered critter that pops into your head and soar to the nearest ship the freighter hasn't plowed through. You land without incident on the rusted superstructure.
What now?

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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>investigate inside for any sort of treasure or interesting people (or dead people if that happens to be the case

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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>You find a hatch and enter the ship. You find it to be pitch black save for a square of light from the hatch. You take two steps forward and your foot punches through the weakened floor.
What do you do?

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>turn into a lightning bug to give light, keep investigating

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>You morph into a firefly and begin to serenely explore the ship's bowels. Flittering all nimbly bimbly, hither n' thither your abdomen illuminates the dark recesses of the ship quite nicely. Flying through crevices and through the ventilation system you come to a flooded section of the ship.
Will you continue deeper?

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