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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:39 pm 
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Because hes one of my best friends, and despite his naivette, I want to help him out.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:59 pm 
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Well I mean, friend or not, you've given all the advice that he needs to be given. If he does not accept this then...uh...I guess he can come up with some grand scheme to whisk the fine lady off her feet.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:00 pm 
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He should come to school dressed as a cowboy and lasso her.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
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I guess so.

By the way, I think you're pretty much king of this thread now.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:11 pm 
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I used to have an Advice Thread with Breaux actually

Died a while ago but WHAT CAN I SAY I LOVE TO GIVE SMARTASS ADVICE TO STRANGERS YAY

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:16 pm 
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Vaxidd8 wrote:
I used to have an Advice Thread with Breaux actually

Died a while ago but WHAT CAN I SAY I LOVE TO GIVE SMARTASS ADVICE TO STRANGERS YAY


WELL MAYBE U SHOULDNT GIVE ADVICE THEN DUNKASS

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:16 pm 
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you love giving a lot of things to strangers

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:18 pm 
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Panties don't you start with me man

And Cafall can you give enough "advice" to satisfy me?

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:21 pm 
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Panties don't you start with me mang


i was joking

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:23 pm 
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why did you put advice in quotations i don't understand

will you teach me

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
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D-vid wrote:
He should come to school dressed as a cowboy and lasso her.

This is the greatest idea ever


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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:29 pm 
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Badfish wrote:
D-vid wrote:
He should come to school dressed as a cowboy and lasso her.

This is the greatest idea ever


Oh, jeez. Didn't even see that till now. Best ever.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
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So there's this girl.... (stereotypical post go)
I've been talking with her for a while, and I'm not sure when to try and actually ask her out
It's not a confidence thing (which isn't to say that's not an issue, it's just not the main issue), it's that I'm not sure I'll ever actually have a chance to go on a date.
I can't drive or anything, and my parents aren't really the type to drive me somewhere for a date.

I'm figuring I'll just wait until prom or something, but is there some superior, established way to do this?

EDIT: Oh whoops I just made a serious post, better talk about dicks in an edit to make up for it

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:49 pm 
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Take her on a group date.

Go to the movies with her and some friends.

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 Post subject: Re: Relationship Advice
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what are friends

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