AWKWARD ZOMBIE

FUCKING HEAT WAVE, 98 degrees over here and I'm sweating balls.

It's been so hot the past few days.

I'm getting sick of it, rain please.

Florida rain is awful. It doesn't affect the temperature at all, so we get triple digit air with warm rain.

It went from sunny to dark in 2 minutes.
I heard the rain in the distance.
I look down the street to see the rain approaching me.
The heavens have opened.

I love summer storms.

Same. I was sprinting away from it. The sky was the color of the ocean.

Oh god its raining so hard right now that the sky is almost black and its thundering.

;A; I'm scared.

My time has come.

The storm last night was weak sauce. Just some heavy wind and torrential rain nothing life threatening.
But now I have to clean up all the branches in the backyard. You win this time mother nature.

So apparently the US is experiencing what So Cal has felt every single summer.

I'm in a cooler area.
inland we are getting 110 F and higher.

OH FUCK ME

ONE HUNDRED NINE DEGREES I TRIED TO EAT ICE CREAM AND IT MELTED TOO FAST AND GOT EVERYWHERE

ALSO WORSE PROBLEMS THAN THAT LIKE DEHYDRATION

Yeah, get in the habit of drinking water real fast. No soda replacing it, they dehydrate you. Only have soda when you're hydrated.

Buckle up boys and girls, you're finding out how horrible heat can be.

Pft, it's mid-80s right here. Feels like autumn.