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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:50 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 4:30 pm 
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The only zombies will be gray and red because the PANK and purple and blue ones will die fast, they ae easy to spot and snipe.

I fail to see how blue would get taken out faster than red. It is much easier to hide blue, especially at night.

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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
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[Citation Needed] wrote:
zorinth wrote:
The only zombies will be gray and red because the PANK and purple and blue ones will die fast, they ae easy to spot and snipe.

I fail to see how blue would get taken out faster than red. It is much easier to hide blue, especially at night.


that depends on the shade of blue
if you had an ELECTRIC blue zombie.
WELL CITATION MY LOVE
It would be hard to hide.
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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:09 pm 
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Crispy wrote:
[Citation Needed] wrote:
zorinth wrote:
The only zombies will be gray and red because the PANK and purple and blue ones will die fast, they ae easy to spot and snipe.

I fail to see how blue would get taken out faster than red. It is much easier to hide blue, especially at night.


that depends on the shade of blue
if you had an ELECTRIC blue zombie.
WELL CITATION MY LOVE
It would be hard to hide.
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it'd still blend in better at night than BRITISH REDCOAT RED.

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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:16 pm 
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[Citation Needed] wrote:
Crispy wrote:
[Citation Needed] wrote:

that depends on the shade of blue
if you had an ELECTRIC blue zombie.
WELL CITATION MY LOVE
It would be hard to hide.
B|

it'd still blend in better at night than BRITISH REDCOAT RED.

*Billy Mays mode cue*

ATLEAST WITH BRITISH REDCOAT RED IT WOULD BLEND IN BETTER WTH ALL THE CARNAGE AND BLOOD AND GUTS AND STUFF!
MUD WOULD COVER IT EASIER AND MAKE IT APPEAR TO BE A RUSTYISH COLOUR.
THEN
IT
WOULD
BLEND
IN
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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:18 pm 
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BLUE
PLUS
BLOOD AND GUTS
MAKES DARK PURPLE
WHICH HIDES BETTER
THAN DARK RED

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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:19 pm 
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[Citation Needed] wrote:
BLUE
PLUS
BLOOD AND GUTS
MAKES DARK PURPLE
WHICH HIDES BETTER
THAN DARK RED


DOES IT REALLY HIDE BETTER THAN DARK RED, CITATION!?
DOES IT?!
WHY NOT COMBINE THEM THEN?! GOD FORBID WE FUCKING COMBINE THEM!

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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:20 pm 
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HOH-LEEEEE SHIIIIIIIIIIT



We have created the Ultra Redcoat Bluecoat Purple Zombie.

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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
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[Citation Needed] wrote:
HOH-LEEEEE SHIIIIIIIIIIT



We have created the Ultra Redcoat Bluecoat Purple Zombie.


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Citation, We will command anArmy of Ultra Redcoat Bluecoat Purple Zombies.

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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:36 pm 
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Oh no, we're all dead. Or infected. Or what are your zombies doing exactly?

I would command an army of dancing zombies. They would hide in elevators.

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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
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Dragoon778 wrote:
Oh no, we're all dead. Or infected. Or what are your zombies doing exactly?



I have yet to decide this.
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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 5:45 pm 
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A zombie apocalypse is possible. Unlikely but possible.
It is more likely that a normal super disease will go through the human population and kill us all.
The attraction to a zombie virus is that the virus can get up and come after you.
I believe that if we did have zombies they would be fast at first and then slowly go down to stumblers.
Simply because when we exercise our muscles tear. Normally our bodies repair these, but a zombie more
then likely wouldn't repair them. Thus they would continue to tear down until the zombie starts to slow down.

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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 6:40 pm 
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Regarding what someone had mentioned before, I really don't think this is serious, it's just a general discussion on zombie stereotypes and survival mechanics mentioned in fiction writing and media.

Okay so you guys seem to know what's good about zombies. How about people? During a zombie apocalypse, the zombies aren't usually your largest problem. People are.

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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
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They help or I kill them. Unless they kill me first.

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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
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Kill everyone who displays no emotion. It's the quiet ones who are emotionally exploding on the inside.

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