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Imagine you're in a room with no doors, no windows, just a hole in the ceiling the size of your thumb for air. All you have available is a table and a chair. How do you get out?

Ask Bubby to open her mouth.


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Imagine you're in a room with no doors, no windows, just a hole in the ceiling the size of your thumb for air. All you have available is a table and a chair. How do you get out?

Ask Bubby to open her mouth.


OMG I lost so badly

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How the hell did you get in that room.

Hit a block, grab the mini musroom and jump through the hole.

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Alexandy13 wrote:
Imagine you're in a room with no doors, no windows, just a hole in the ceiling the size of your thumb for air. All you have available is a table and a chair. How do you get out?


become religious, an hero, go to afterlife, question marks, profit.


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Alexandy13 wrote:
Imagine you're in a room with no doors, no windows, just a hole in the ceiling the size of your thumb for air. All you have available is a table and a chair. How do you get out?


Uhh, something to do with horses and saws.

I know this one :psyduck:


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I have just the riddle to impose on you good folk.

Let's start with an easy one.
When is the top of a mountain like a saving's account?

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.... what?

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MSN hearts.

I love the thingy.

So much so that it got MSN hearts.


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Riddle me this, AZ

You can give me an edge without making me cut,
You can give me a heart without making me love,
Give me a mind and I cannot think,
give me a hand and I cannot grasp,
give me most anything and I cannot do what it does.

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Imagine you're in a room with no doors, no windows, just a hole in the ceiling the size of your thumb for air. All you have available is a table and a chair. How do you get out?


You look through the hole and see something. What you see becomes what you saw. Take the saw and cut the table in half. Take the two halves abd make a (w)hole. jump through the hole and out of the room.

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Imagine you're in a room with no doors, no windows, just a hole in the ceiling the size of your thumb for air. All you have available is a table and a chair. How do you get out?


You look through the hole and see something. What you see becomes what you saw. Take the saw and cut the table in half. Take the two halves abd make a (w)hole. jump through the hole and out of the room.


I was nearly there.

I think I know a version which requires you to shout until you're horse and use it to ride away.


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You can give me an edge without making me cut,
You can give me a heart without making me love,
Give me a mind and I cannot think,
give me a hand and I cannot grasp,
give me most anything and I cannot do what it does.


..... cards?

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Riddle me this, AZ

You can give me an edge without making me cut,
You can give me a heart without making me love,
Give me a mind and I cannot think,
give me a hand and I cannot grasp,
give me most anything and I cannot do what it does.

Sex.


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