AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted, but just as you learn to play the universe implodes.

I wish for the world's largest cookie.

Granted, sflgsh

I wish people would stop posting too quick

Granted, but noe nobody will post.

I WISH I CARED.

THE WORLD ENDS.

I wish the goddamn poop thread would die.

Granted, but then a piss thread would be born


I wish that I didn't have to go to school tommorow

Granted, but you have to go to school on the weekend.

I wish I could colour better on Photoshop.

Granted, your coloring is so good that everyone's eyes melt. Including yours.

I wish all my schoolwork was finished.

Granted, all of your schoolwork gets finished but it's done WRONG!

I wish everyone loved my art.

Granted, but they love it so much, that eventually a batshit insane fan kills you outside of your NewYork apartment building.


I wish they put the paper-towel dispensers back into our school bathrooms instead of those gay air-dryers.... >__>;

Granted, but the paper is such low quality, you get splinters in your hands.

I wish for butterscotch cake.

Granted, but then you discover that you are deathly allergic to butterscotch cake.

I wish I could memorize my lines in a blink of an eye.

GRanted, but you have the memory of a gold fish.

I wish I had a TARDIS

Granted, but it is locked.

I wish that I would never be bored again.

Granted, but now you are so excited for everything you have a heart attack.

I wish my nose wasn't stuffed because of this cold.

Granted. Now it's stuffed because of allergies.

I wish that my legs weren't so dry.