AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Facebook has a new feature today where you can tell people that you voted. Aaaaaaand that's it. It wouldn't even be so annoying if it told other people where to go to vote and information like that, but it doesn't, so it's just another stupid attempt to raise awareness that turns into people waving their democratic dick around, and they really overestimate how much of a fuck I give.

Edit: Apparently it's a link that shows you where your polling area is, but I don't want this to seem like a wasted post, so....uhh....it wasn't a really obvious link. Grr.

People who go into lengthy comparisons for things that are perfectly understandable without comparisons.

This ADD medication I'm trying seems to be helpful most of the time, but every now and then it seems to have the completely opposite effect of making me feel like I've had too many cups of coffee and can't focus at all. Wat

My GM changed what had been the standard schedule around, and while the number of hours didn't change and my days off were preserved, it's just weird to have these shifts start and end at weird times. Also I now work on Friday which had never been true before now.

Japan.

My shirt's been backwards all day and nobody noticed??

I guess it's kinda hard to tell since there's writing on the front and back, but still

watching younger kids discover memes is making me okay with dying one day

I was in the middle of watching a vod on Twitch and then it suddenly decided that it couldn't find the video for that quality. OK Twitch, that's cool.

One of the third graders on my bus asked me one time if I'd ever heard of Five Nights at Freddy's.

Think of all the people regurgitating "I'M REALLY FEELING IT XD" who never actually played Xenoblade Chronicles

Yeah, that has really bothered me. It's just a thing that Shulk says when the tension rises in battle. In-game it's just a nothing-sentence, akin to "Let's go!" or whatever.

Now Sm4sh has turned into a weird meme alongside Robin's tipping of the scales.

It is mildly annoying to be in post secondary with a bunch of just out of highschool kids that haven't had the immaturity beaten out of them by life's impossible time management skills.

Do you mean they're all complaining about "Omg, I had like A WHOLE HOUR OF HOMEWORK LAST NIGHT. HOW CAN I KEEP UP ON MUH STORIES" or what

I found a perfect solution for that, I just stopped trying to meet any deadlines, and let everything that I could possibly build a future on crumble away because it seemed like a better alternative than the death march that was otherwise required of me.

I needed to take a bus to get to the store to get ice in preparation for my married friends coming over for dinner on Friday. I just missed the bus going back and it's another 20 minutes before the next one and I'm going to be slightly miffed if this ice gets all melted before I get back. That'd be two goddamn dollars wasted.