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Chopstix
 Post subject: Re: Prisonbreak Mafia - DAY 2
PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 9:19 pm 
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when can i get parole

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Screw parole, I want my phone call. I have relatives in Georgia who could probably bail me out!

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 9:41 pm 
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I just wanna be free an' see momma 'gain. Poor momma 'prolly heartbroke widout me.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 10:38 pm 
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Kamak wrote:
Screw this, I'm taking a shower and then scaring high school kids.

How are you going to do that if you're in jail

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Rinoko
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 10:41 pm 
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Communal showers.

And there's a high school touring today.

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Reyo
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 11:32 pm 
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Oh, wait, what? Why did no one tell me this?! You know I've been working on my book of "101 Ways to say 'Anal Buttsex'"...

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Zanoushe
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 9:16 am 
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Oh, I thought the first death was an innocent guy, too. I'm too lazy to actually check.
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Rinoko
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We really do need to start lynching someone soon, guys.

On that note, for the next week or so, I won't be on as much. I'm going to be at band camp.

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I'm also gonna be away a fair bit here because I'm moving across town soon and shit. so uh yeah.

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I'm away visiting England so posts might be infrequent. Just a heads-up.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 5:00 pm 
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Lynch ye inactive travelers

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Now Sam, just because they're leaving the prison on a regular basis doesn't mean they're wardens.

Now the vests, badges and ID cards saying "Warden" are suspicious, but hardly incriminating.

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Misterme7
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Kamak wrote:
It's boring considering both sides are getting nowhere by coming after me.

And it's not like the information gets me anywhere on trying to find the wardens either, not to mention the goose eggs you guys are coming up with.

Screw this, I'm taking a shower and then scaring high school kids.

You can scare high school kids without taking a shower. It adds to the prison effect.

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Reyo
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Now Sam, just because they're leaving the prison on a regular basis doesn't mean they're wardens.

Now the vests, badges and ID cards saying "Warden" are suspicious, but hardly incriminating.


Rightly so. A good prank to do on the outside was to get one of my contacts to make fake police badges with my buddy's photos on them so we can sneak it on their person.

You know, make the next drug deal they had a little more entertaining.

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Kamak
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 10:17 pm 
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Kamak wrote:
It's boring considering both sides are getting nowhere by coming after me.

And it's not like the information gets me anywhere on trying to find the wardens either, not to mention the goose eggs you guys are coming up with.

Screw this, I'm taking a shower and then scaring high school kids.

You can scare high school kids without taking a shower. It adds to the prison effect.

But then I'd have to walk back to the showers naked.

At least I can leave the showers, scare the kids, then go back and get dressed at the lockers.

Prisons work like high school gyms, right?

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