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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:32 am 
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You crack me up. Wanna piece?

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You have fantastic legs. What time do they open?

*shrug* I know like a million more, but my brother is pestering me to play Mario Party Eight with him right now.


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Well heres my personal favorite.

"It feels like you just hacked into my heart and executed loveatfirstsight.exe!"


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Kryzm wrote:
Well heres my personal favorite.

"It feels like you just hacked into my heart and executed loveatfirstsight.exe!"


pwnt.

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Nerd love?

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They say it's the best kind!

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Nerd love is creepy. It is like, more hardcore than anything on the internet. I knew these 2 nerdy people for about 12 years. They started going out and now they seem to be groping each other in public more than talking.


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I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

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I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

Elbows are so much better. I love a woman with huge elbows.

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Ah and the forbidden ankles!


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Wow man, you're living on the edge.

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Oh yes, Amish porn. There should be a website on that, it would be so darn ironic!


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Optimus Prime likes boobies.


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Christoph wrote:
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.


If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a bit?


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"hay gurl, wanna cyber"

Mmmhm.

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