AWKWARD ZOMBIE

>TWO DOLLARS

fuck, man, are they that expensive in Ausfailia?

@ Spoon: I was talking about getting you tic tacs. I would get other people a real present.

@CN: Sometimes more expensive. Our cost of living is quite high down here.

MAN WAY TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A TOOL JEEZ

yeah no, shit's expensive down here, but our minimum wage is also double that in the states, so really it pretty much evens out

Murrikans at the grocery checkout: "Hmmm... What should I get? Tic-Tacs at $1.19, or Skittles for 99 cents?"
Ausfailians at the grocery checkout: "CROIKEY 12 FAKKIN DOLLAS FOR A SNICKAHS, THEY'VE GONE MAAHD."

Ah, here's the thing. Mars and Cadbury alternate specials weeks. You're almost guaranteed to be able to pick up one brand or the other at half price. You can tell I make a lot of candy based peace offerings.

EDIT: I promise not to buy someone a chocolate bar for Christmas.

haha do you guys have shitty camera phones too

haha minimum wage is 20k/y

that's like ten candy bars omg

It's so depressing hearing about American's buying a property for like 50K.

Or rather, 'not buying' because that's just too expensive.

fuck

I won't take part in this year's Secret Santa but I hope you all have fun.

spoilers spooner's just gonna super secretly assign everyone his own address, then ban everyone and delete the forum after getting his payoff of a bunch of t-shirts and dr. who merch

the perfect crime

I'm in.

Crime ain't that perfect. We'll know his address.