AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I picked up the audiobook version of I Am America about a week ago. It was epic.

If anything Stephen says is to be believed, then the book was originally dictated into a tape recorder. Isn't getting an audiobook kind of like going in a big phonetic circle?

Stephen says not to read books. I think you're a communist.

Why is everyone under the impression that I'm a communist?


Yeah, I'm a communist. Communism is great. Everyone should be a communist.


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Clevar.

I Am America And So Can You is hilarious.

The margin text and other various elements make it seem strangely similar to America: The Book by John Stewart. And I always thought John Stewart was funnier than Stephen Colbert, because I can only stand so much satire before I get angry.

And there's nothing worse than an angry everyman guided by Marxists Revolutionaries.

:colbert:

Communist.

-Republic Commando: True Colors
-The 300 Spartans (Old version, not SPAAARTAA)
-Mass Effect
-Super Mario Galaxy
-360 Wireless Adapter
-Box with cologne I'm sure has the same chemical compounds as tear gas.
-Sweat pants, its gotten effin' cold here fast.
-Pex dispenser with shitload of Pez candy


I was hoping for USB headphones since the jack in my computer is to worn out to use, but they are seemingly nonexsistent in the stores.

I'd be Merry, but I'm Hebrew.

I got Super Mario Galaxy, Fire Emblem 10, and a bunch of Wii accessories, and some cheddar.

Super Mario Galaxy is KICKASS. Every level will surprise you with new things you gotta perform, its crazy man.

Fire Emblem 10 is meh, Fire Emblem died when they released 6.

Resident evil umberalle Chronicles
Lago Star Wars
The Wii Zapper
an extra nunchuck
Star Wars orgonal trilogy DvD box set
2 Wii points cards
socks
and other stuff

Well then get new ones

I guess the plushie is good enough, though.

I bought the Guitar Hero II game/guitar combo pack because EVERYWHERE I WENT WAS SOLD OUT OF GH3 & NEW GUITARS! I went to two different cities, a mall, a Wal*Mart, and finally a Circuit City. I just didn't want to wait. If the guitar isn't compatible with 3, I'll just have to either buy it or steal my brother's. He went with me and got GH3 and a guitar for his PS2, so I've got that as a fall-back. Man, this game is hard. I bumped it up to just medium on Carry On Wayward Son and it's kicking my booty. I totally blame my broken left pinky. daisies finger. >=[

So guys. Kwanzaaa is the holiday for African Americans, right? At least, that's what I hear.

So are there any Kwanzaaa songs? I dunno, whenever I think holiday songs for African Americans, the only thing that comes to mind is IT'S CRISTMAS TIME. IN HARLEM QUEENS.