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PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:29 pm 
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Guise. I finally got a Wii.

I was planning on saving up for one, but hey, gift horse, mouth.

All I have is Wii Sports and one controller. AIN'T I SPECIAL.

A ton of people I know got Wiis, and a lot of them also got I Am America (And So Can You!) by Stephen Colbert, which I got too.

Weird.


I picked up the audiobook version of I Am America about a week ago. It was epic.


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If anything Stephen says is to be believed, then the book was originally dictated into a tape recorder. Isn't getting an audiobook kind of like going in a big phonetic circle?

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Water wrote:
If anything Stephen says is to be believed, then the book was originally dictated into a tape recorder. Isn't getting an audiobook kind of like going in a big phonetic circle?
Stephen says not to read books. I think you're a communist. :colbert:


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If anything Stephen says is to be believed, then the book was originally dictated into a tape recorder. Isn't getting an audiobook kind of like going in a big phonetic circle?
Stephen says not to read books. I think you're a communist. :colbert:
Why is everyone under the impression that I'm a communist?


Yeah, I'm a communist. Communism is great. Everyone should be a communist.


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I Am America And So Can You is hilarious.

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The margin text and other various elements make it seem strangely similar to America: The Book by John Stewart. And I always thought John Stewart was funnier than Stephen Colbert, because I can only stand so much satire before I get angry.

And there's nothing worse than an angry everyman guided by Marxists Revolutionaries.

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Water wrote:
The margin text and other various elements make it seem strangely similar to America: The Book by John Stewart. And I always thought John Stewart was funnier than Stephen Colbert, because I can only stand so much satire before I get angry.

And there's nothing worse than an angry everyman guided by Marxists Revolutionaries.
:colbert:

Communist.


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-Sweat pants, its gotten effin' cold here fast.
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I was hoping for USB headphones since the jack in my computer is to worn out to use, but they are seemingly nonexsistent in the stores.

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I'd be Merry, but I'm Hebrew.

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I got Super Mario Galaxy, Fire Emblem 10, and a bunch of Wii accessories, and some cheddar.

Super Mario Galaxy is KICKASS. Every level will surprise you with new things you gotta perform, its crazy man.

Fire Emblem 10 is meh, Fire Emblem died when they released 6.


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I want Phantom Hourglass and that limited edition walkthrough even though I won't use it, I'll just have the bookmark -obsessed-

Lyrasen has ferrets I'm so jealous. And we need UR MR. GAY.

No... My ferrets died. Both of them. << >> I just have ferret stuff.


Well then get new ones :x

I guess the plushie is good enough, though.

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I bought the Guitar Hero II game/guitar combo pack because EVERYWHERE I WENT WAS SOLD OUT OF GH3 & NEW GUITARS! I went to two different cities, a mall, a Wal*Mart, and finally a Circuit City. I just didn't want to wait. If the guitar isn't compatible with 3, I'll just have to either buy it or steal my brother's. He went with me and got GH3 and a guitar for his PS2, so I've got that as a fall-back. Man, this game is hard. I bumped it up to just medium on Carry On Wayward Son and it's kicking my booty. I totally blame my broken left pinky. daisies finger. >=[

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So guys. Kwanzaaa is the holiday for African Americans, right? At least, that's what I hear.

So are there any Kwanzaaa songs? I dunno, whenever I think holiday songs for African Americans, the only thing that comes to mind is IT'S CRISTMAS TIME. IN HARLEM QUEENS.

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