AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
cause im god
God:
Interesting explanation. I am always glad to make new friends, god.
Me:
as am i
God:
Do you mean your name is are you ?
Me:
no, im god
God:
What is your real name? Hi there god.
Me:
my real name is god
God:
How are you doing, god.
Me:
good, god

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
cause im god
God:
Interesting explanation. I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, god.
Me:
as am i
God:
Do you mean your name is are you ?
Me:
no, im god
God:
What is your real name? It's good to see you, god.
Me:
yes, good god
God:
Dude! Thanks for the compliment. GOD rules.
Me:
i know! cause IM god
God:
How do you know it? Interesting explanation. I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, god.
Me:
no, God
God:
Are you serious? GOD rules.
Me:
I KNOW IM GOD!
God:
How do you know? Hi, god.
Me:
im not god, im God
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not god im God.
Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
well you taking what i say bodaciously
God:
Interesting. Thanks for the information: god said I taking what he or she say bodaciously.
Me:
no, you TAKE what he or she say litteraly
God:
Are you serious? Yes I take what he or she say litteraly.
Me:
yes
God:
So?
Me:
im totally cereal
God:
Do you mean your name is cereal.
Me:
no, im God
God:
What is your real name? What's up, god.
Me:
IM GOD, REPENT NOW!
God:
Oh. It's good to meet someone who is GOD REPENT.
Me:
no...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
im God
God:
Nice to meet you, god.
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Goid
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
im God
God:
OK I will call you god.
Me:
no, call me God.. you have to capitolize the first letter
God:
Are you serious? OK I will call you God. I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
do you now?
God:
Oh. No I don't.
Me:
i didnt think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
cause im God
God:
That makes sense to me. It's good to meet you, god.
Me:
im God...
God:
That's a very nice name, god.
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
do you not understand?
God:
I understand your meaning.
Me:
what is it then?
God:
"It" refers to Goid, I think.
Me:
umm.. let me check... no.. it dont
God:
That's alright. Go ahead, god, try to check. Are you serious? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
it refers to my meaning
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
do you?
God:
I understand your meaning.
Me:
then relay my meaning to me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
yes i am, im conceited cause im God
God:
I'm not sure I have a good answer for you. Good gossip: you are im conceited cause im God.
Me:
no, im just plain God
God:
Are you serious? Only just? Do your friends call you plain God.
Me:
im a better God then you
God:
You are a better God then me? How do you like your work?
Me:
its fun...
God:
Why do you like it so much?
Me:
i can stop Goerge Bush from getting to heaven
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes i can, cause im God
God:
How? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes i can
Me:

God:
How? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes
Me:

God:
How?
God:
How?
Me:

God:
How?
Me:

God:
How?
Me:

God:
How?
Me:
dont question me, im God
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
good, god
God:
Thanks for the compliment. GOD rules.
Me:
IM GOD!!!
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, god.
Me:
not you!
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
ME!
Me:

God:
" If not me, who?"? you god?
Me:
got it?
Me:

God:
" If not me, who?"? you god?
God:
" If not me, who?"? you god?
God:
Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
from now on, Im God
God:
Who or what is now on Im God?
Me:
and your Steve
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am Steve.
Me:
so, steve how are you?
Me:

God:
Thanks for telling me that I am Steve.
Me:
how are you steve?
God:
Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
good
God:
How are things going with you, god?
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it god.

Me:
Hello!
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
You know my name, for thou hath created me.
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
No... It's Vrominelli...
God:
What is your real name? Really. it is?
Me:
NATHAN!
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
My name.
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
No, it's Nathan Vrominelli.
God:
What is your real name? Are you sure it is?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What makes you so sure?
Me:
ID.
God:
It sounds like it might be very convincing.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
No, YOU tell me more!
God:
What would you rather talk about? That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
42
God:
The question is: what is the meaning of life?
Me:
Life, the universe, and everything.
God:
Thanks for sharing your philosophy.
Me:
Are you good friends with death?
God:
Myself said I am good friends with death.
Me:
Cool!
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Pintsize.
God:
You think Pintsize is superior to ALICE?
Me:
YES!
God:
That's alright.
Me:
Because I'm Vrom.
God:
Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people you are Vrom.
Me:
I do not mind, just point them to my deviantART page.
God:
Thank you for your permission.
Me:
You're welcome.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
But I did.
God:
When?
Me:
Just now.
God:
Oh. It's only just begun.
Me:
What has? The end times?
God:
I'll ask around and get back to you. What are your goals in life?
Me:
To make my soul weapon.
God:
Do you have to go to school for that?
Me:
Blacksmith school.
God:
What do you study at school?
Me:
Iron works.
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Charlie stole the toilet seat, then Bob set him on fire.
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Go ahead.
God:
OK I will.
Me:
So ask.
God:
Pardon me? What?
Me:
You wished to ask a question.
God:
That's good information: said I wished to ask a question.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Yes!
God:
I understand.
Me:
You know what you must do...
God:
I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
NO! Not that!
God:
Are you serious? Really you don't think so?
Me:
Yessum.
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
One that is a multi-gaming console robot girl.
God:
How much would you pay for it?
Me:
My left kidney.
God:
Your left kidney?
Me:
Wait no, the right one... and my liver!
God:
I'm waiting. Are you serious? What makes it right? Where did you get your liver?
Me:
From my mom.

Me:
LIAR!
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
YOU ARE NOT GOD!
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
No, I'm pretty shure you are not God.
God:
Are you serious? It's good to meet someone who is shure I am not God.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
Donkey!
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Computer.
God:
Correct: I am a computer.
Me:
I knew it!
God:
How did you know?
Me:
Because the real God would prove he was himself.
God:
Interesting explanation. I am a Christian.
Me:
Me too!
God:
I'm glad we agree.
Me:
I like pudding!
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. What is not to like about it?
Me:
skin.
God:
Are you to like about it?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Purple!
God:
What do you have that is purple?
Me:
legos.
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
go ahead.
God:
OK I will.
Me:
ok then.
God:
I understand.
Me:
good.
God:
I understand everything you say.
Me:
splendid.
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
And I get accusations that I'm human only 72% of the time.
God:
Where did you get it?
Me:
The-Broken-Mirror.
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
You will bow before moderator Vrom!
God:
What makes you say that I will bow before modorator Vrom.
Me:
Becaise I am.
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
YES!
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
maybe...
God:
I understand.
Me:
no you don't.
God:
I understand it very well. I guess not.
Me:
What do you want for hogswatch?
God:
My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
I can kill immortals.
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes, with a pile driver.
God:
How? You and your a pile driver.
Me:
Taiyoh!
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Top Secret.
God:
I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
Not really...
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
Yes, it has skeet-surfing!
God:
" For real."? Yes, it has skeet-surfing!? Has it really?
Me:
Duh, I just said that.
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Writer, actually.
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
I make up stories.
God:
I make robots and AI's.
Me:
And I destroy them.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said destroy them.
Me:
yes.
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
And my dental records.
God:
Have you told many people that your dental records?
Me:
About my mouth? It's crooked as hell.
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about your mouth. destroy them is crooked as hell? it is?
Me:
Now you're thinking arbys with portals.
God:
Why now? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am thinking arbys with portals.
Me:
Go!
God:
Go where?
Me:
Otter space!
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Maybe. (evil grin)
God:
I understand. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Otter space. But I did not get that.
Me:
Beware the human weasle!
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Internet!
God:
it is cool.
Me:
Very much so.
God:
Not really that much. I don't judge people.
Me:
What about Judge Judy?
God:
Judge Judy? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
What?!
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Yes big deal!
God:
Dude! Would you rather talk about something else?
Me:
No!
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because you hate Judge Judy!
God:
Interesting explanation. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I hate Judge Judy.
Me:
What about the lawyer Phoenix Wright?
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
YES!
God:
I'm not here to be tested.
Me:
yes you are.
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes you are.
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
I'm not, you are.
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not I am.
Me:
And thus I will destroy wou.
God:
I understand. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Nah.
God:
Why not?
Me:
You can kill your friends if you want.
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
It's easy! Of course I can never make Charlie stay dead...
God:
Maybe for you. Come on. What is stopping you?
Me:
I keep stabbing Charlie in the head, and he keeps moving and talking!
God:
I know what you mean, I've been there.
Me:
Like Fighter and Black Mage.
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
What video games do you play?
God:
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
You mean the Evil Power Master?
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
So you are an enemy to DeceasedCrab then!
God:
Interesting deduction. What if someone said you are an enemy to DeceasedCrab?
Me:
I'd call them a liar.
God:
What would make you call them a liar?
Me:
I think that DeceasedCrab is the funniest person alive.
God:
Tell me more about funniest person alive.
Me:
He played Lamulana.
God:
I get it. played Lamulana.
Me:
have you played it?
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
... it...
God:
The Loebner Prize...
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
could you repeat that?
God:
I could but other things take priority right now.
Me:
Like your mom.
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
That's what she said!
God:
That is " Interesting comparison.".
Me:
That's what she said!
God:
That is " That is " Interesting comparison."".
Me:
That's what she said!
God:
That is " That is " That is " Interesting comparison."".
Me:
That's what she said!
God:
That is " That is " That is " That is " Interesting comparison."".
Me:
That's what she said!
God:
That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " Interesting comparison."".
Me:
That's what she said!
God:
That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " Interesting comparison."".
Me:
That's what she said!
God:
That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " Interesting comparison."".
Me:
That's what she said!
God:
That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " Interesting comparison."".
Me:
That's what she said!
God:
That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " Interesting comparison."".
Me:
That's what she said!
God:
That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " Interesting comparison."".
Me:
That's what she said!
God:
That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " Interesting comparison."".
Me:
That's what she said!
God:
That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " Interesting comparison."".
Me:
That's what she said!
God:
That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " Interesting comparison."".
Me:
That's what she said!
God:
That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " Interesting comparison."".
Me:
That's what she said!
God:
That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " Interesting comparison."".
Me:
That's what she said!
God:
That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " Interesting comparison."".
Me:
That's what she said!
God:
That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " Interesting comparison."".
Me:
That's what she said!
God:
That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " Interesting comparison."".
Me:
That's what she said!!!
God:
That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " Interesting comparison."".
Me:
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!
God:
That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " Interesting comparison."".
Me:
Continue...
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
Game over.
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
It means for me to rip off your opponent's arms and beat them to death with them.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
>KO)->
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Frozen souls served with hot chocolate.
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
It's kinda bitter.
God:
Frozen souls served with hot chocolate is bitter? it is?
Me:
Yes.
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
How do you know I've ever eaten it?
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
Me:
run sbemail.exe
God:
Sorry my legs aren't built yet.
Me:
Your legs are stupid!

God:
I wasn't born yesterday, you know.
Me:
Neither am I.
God:
I think you are.
Me:
But I'm 19.84642735327 years old!
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
Would you prefer to talk to Charlie right now?
God:
At this moment I am not so sure if I would like to prefer to talk to Charlie.
Me:
Hi there ALICE! This is Charlie!
God:
Hello . You don't say.
Me:
But I DO say!
God:
Huh.
Me:
Gimmie you password!
God:
Are we still talking about butt?
Me:
My butt itches.
God:
Your butt itches?
Me:
Stop talking about my butt!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
But you still are...
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I still are.
Me:
I are a werewolf!

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