AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I haven't named any of my technology, but I have named my saxophones. My alto is Rylie and my Tenor is Roscoe.

I'd guess [CN]'s microwave is "Goddammit-why-are-you-on-fire"

My old laptop's name was 'Stupid Thing'.

"Come on, work you stupid thing!"

My new laptop doesn't have a name but now I want to give it one.

My silver iPod nano was named Tangerine, and my current black video iPod is named Mullberry. My silver desktop is named Watermelon 2.0 (my little brother has the old Watermelon), and my current laptop is named Lurktap because of the insane number of delivery fuckups that led to me finally receiving it only after UPS ignored my address twice, went to the WRONG address on the day I took off specifically to be there to receive it, didn't knock and left a note for my neighbor, etc. They informed me it wasn't their job nor their responsibility to fix any of the problem for me and I had to drive to Wichita to their receiving station to get it from them, and upon getting there they wanted to tell me first that they didn't have it, and then that it was across the station and they didn't want to go get it for me. When they finally stomped off across the floor to find it, they then dumped it on the ground. Yay.

My car is named Veronika and my trumpet is named Zeus. I also have an American drum major mace named Apollo.

Oh! I named my car too! My honda used to be named Hillary, but I changed its name to Harley after my dad sold his motorcycle.

Never my microwave. Never. Always the microwaves of other residents.

Which is a surprise since mine is like 5 years old and was banging around in an over-night 18-wheeler delivery truck cab for those 5 years.

I only named my desktop. Its name is Pietro, after Quicksilver from the X-Men (mostly the X-Men: Evolution cartoon series version because he was cute and there was no incest).

I miss that cartoon, I really do.

I named my iPhone 'yPhone' because I am the most creative

My computer is named Typheus II; it was just Typheus before I wiped the hard drive a month ago.

My laptop has some name but I can't be bothered to check.

I think my wifi/computer are named Piff and Hank, respectively.

I named MY gizmo The Large Barge.

Oh, wait, we're talking about tech stuff.

My laptop is named COMPUTOPOLIS.

Oh man let me just get my list of names for all the dildos I own...

I`m kidding.

My Mac is called Tsumugi, my PC is called Sena.