Puns for the Pun God

Omnithea · **Posted:** Sun Sep 30, 2012 11:16 pm

A doughty fellow, always trying to rise to the occasion if a little crusty due to his age.

Doormaster · **Posted:** Sun Sep 30, 2012 11:45 pm

I got a reasonable price from a taxi driver to take me to a beautiful area where they hold carnivals

Going to the fair grounds is always nice

4x combo

Omnithea · **Posted:** Sun Sep 30, 2012 11:59 pm

That's not fair at all. A chicken pox upon your henhouse.

Sleauxbreaux · **Posted:** Mon Oct 01, 2012 1:31 am

Chinmaster wrote:

I got a reasonable price from a taxi driver to take me to a beauyifful area where they hold carnivals

Going to the fair grounds is always nice

4x combo

Doormaster · **Posted:** Mon Oct 01, 2012 8:21 am

I thought it was fairly good

Spoony · **Joined:** Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:14 am **Posts:** 9325

you can't coast on the same pun for too long bro

I'm shore you don't want to be washed up

Omnithea · **Posted:** Mon Oct 01, 2012 1:02 pm

Fork you. He can do what he wants to.

Doormaster · **Posted:** Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:58 pm

I joined a gym the other day and while they were getting paperwork ready they said I could use one of the lighter dumbbells for practice since it wasn't going to take very long.

I really appreciated the small weight.

Omnithea · **Posted:** Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:01 pm

I hope you stretched beforehand, you certainly did afterward for a pun.

Sleauxbreaux · **Posted:** Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:11 pm

Chinmaster wrote:

I joined a gym the other day and while they were getting paperwork ready they said I could use one of the lighter dumbbells for practice since it wasn't going to take very long.

I really appreciated the small weight.

That one really lifted my spirits. Keep it up, ol' Chin, I wanna see these puns in bulk.

Doormaster · **Posted:** Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:49 pm

The person who lives next to me is an extremely boring horse who keeps telling me not to do things

Sometimes I hate my neighbor

Turbro · **Joined:** Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:11 am **Posts:** 5475

I resent that.

Omnithea · **Posted:** Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:42 pm

Was it not received the first time?

Doormaster · **Posted:** Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:01 am

Did you hear about how the president went crazy and thought furniture could talk to him? His closest advisers have been trying to get him to stop, but it's no use.

He's been arguing with his cabinet all morning.

Sleauxbreaux · **Posted:** Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:20 am

I think his advisers should just get the knot out of their drawers and keep to themshelves.

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