AWKWARD ZOMBIE

>stand up, son; you look like a fool sittin' around like that

Much better.



*Sigh* Oh, Murtha. I miss you. You were so great, but now you are gone.

>Go back in time to a point in which you can date Murtha

>Wear increasingly grand bowties; if your extravagant collection of bowties isn't opulent enough for that yet, resolve to remedy that as soon as possible.

You just had the most brilliant plan in all of time & space. You take the Coowest Bowtie from the TERDUS and set a new course!




WHEE-OOSH! More awesome sounds from your mouth.



Hello? Murtha? You are here, baby, and this time you'll lea-


*Thunk*

>Die

>Encounter Arther Dunt

You are ded. You were so young too! You had so many things ahead of you: Showing Murtha your Bowtie...Picking up Dennis Hopper...Meeting Arther Dunt...
All these things. gone. Like cheddar in a LEGO shop...

>Be undead through power of Warping Angles somehow. Deus ex machina dat shit

>close book; zoom out to real ducter who

>Have Amuelia Pun restart the universe simple by thinking about it

Thus ends the story of this sad little fellow. But let me tell you a secret, death is not the end of a Time Lurd. It is only the end of a chapter and the beginning of another. From there secret technique known as...Regurgitation.


Upon dying a Time Lurd pukes up his guts, which contain an amazing amount of acid. The acid eats through their body, but also jump starts a healing factor that will revive them. Not usually before the brain gets eaten, though, resulting in basically a new person.



Hello, new Ducter!

>New Ducter isn't as endearing; die

>try to look a little less enthusiastic about being alive why don't you

This better?
Of course, coming off that last guy is going to be a hard act to follow. After all, he was such a brilliant and likable character, that this guy could have no hopes of ever matching! Killing yourself on the second page? Sheer genius, past-self. Way to be!