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 Post subject: Re: Ducter Who Adventer
PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:29 am 
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>stand up, son; you look like a fool sittin' around like that

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 Post subject: Re: Ducter Who Adventer
PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 12:54 pm 
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Sol Reaper wrote:
>stand up, son; you look like a fool sittin' around like that

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Much better.

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ponder why you didn't date the smokin' hot martha

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*Sigh* Oh, Murtha. I miss you. You were so great, but now you are gone.

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 Post subject: Re: Ducter Who Adventer
PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:26 pm 
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>Go back in time to a point in which you can date Murtha

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 Post subject: Re: Ducter Who Adventer
PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:32 pm 
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>Wear increasingly grand bowties; if your extravagant collection of bowties isn't opulent enough for that yet, resolve to remedy that as soon as possible.

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 Post subject: Re: Ducter Who Adventer
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Wry Bread wrote:
>Wear increasingly grand bowties; if your extravagant collection of bowties isn't opulent enough for that yet, resolve to remedy that as soon as possible.

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>Go back in time to a point in which you can date Murtha

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You just had the most brilliant plan in all of time & space. You take the Coowest Bowtie from the TERDUS and set a new course!

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WHEE-OOSH! More awesome sounds from your mouth.

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Hello? Murtha? You are here, baby, and this time you'll lea-

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*Thunk*

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 Post subject: Re: Ducter Who Adventer
PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 4:19 pm 
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>Die

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 4:29 pm 
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>Encounter Arther Dunt

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 Post subject: Re: Ducter Who Adventer
PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 5:08 pm 
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You are ded. You were so young too! You had so many things ahead of you: Showing Murtha your Bowtie...Picking up Dennis Hopper...Meeting Arther Dunt...
All these things. gone. Like cheddar in a LEGO shop...

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>Be undead through power of Warping Angles somehow. Deus ex machina dat shit

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>close book; zoom out to real ducter who

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>Have Amuelia Pun restart the universe simple by thinking about it

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Thus ends the story of this sad little fellow. But let me tell you a secret, death is not the end of a Time Lurd. It is only the end of a chapter and the beginning of another. From there secret technique known as...Regurgitation.

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Upon dying a Time Lurd pukes up his guts, which contain an amazing amount of acid. The acid eats through their body, but also jump starts a healing factor that will revive them. Not usually before the brain gets eaten, though, resulting in basically a new person.

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Hello, new Ducter!

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>New Ducter isn't as endearing; die

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 Post subject: Re: Ducter Who Adventer
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>try to look a little less enthusiastic about being alive why don't you

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This better?
Of course, coming off that last guy is going to be a hard act to follow. After all, he was such a brilliant and likable character, that this guy could have no hopes of ever matching! Killing yourself on the second page? Sheer genius, past-self. Way to be!

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