AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The beginning of this thread basically embodies why I left AZ.

So au revoir, once again.

Great Handsome Oppressor taking a shit is the reason you left AZ?

Day 2 of Whitning Strips:

I am drowning in my own spit
Why would you design a product meant to go in your mouth that doesn't work when wet?
WHO WOULD DO THIS
Though the good news is my teeth ARE getting whiter.
I DO brush my teeth, natural teeth discoloration runs in my family.

I never checked the old thread but i prolly would've been laughing along with everyone else last night

TMI thread is always good for a laugh, you should read it more often.

A mod's shit is serious business, due to it containing digested SCP posts.

So we don't get to hear how that controversial story ends?

Makes for excellent fertilizer

I think for sake of everyone no we probably shouldn't know

Yeah, the story is best left untold.

I hear Great Handsome Oppressor uses it on his garden of Venus Bantraps.

I keep killing them though. I stick a pencil in their mouths and they ban it.

But it's not as nourishing as banning a living thing, so they starve until they can no longer ban.

I'm saving us all.

I dont normally visit the TMI thread, because whenever I do I feel like I need to shower afterwards.

I admit, it wasn't a smart fucking idea to encourage that, and I apologize for acting like a fucknut. I was more in shock that he had actually went through with it and just laughing about the whole thing, but still.

Let's maybe stop bringing it up

Alright, I just, wanted to apologize, is all. NEW DISCUSSION

My legs are riddled with bug bites, and I have begun to slap my legs to stop the itching, because scratching won't do anything, and I don't have any anti-itch shit in the house.