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Silver_Wolf
 Post subject: Re: Awkward Moments
PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 12:53 am 
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Every time I leave my house

That's pretty much me.

I'm especially awkward when I have to meet with my relatives. I basically hide in plain sight on my computer with my headphones on. >_>

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I was on the road the other day and for some reason my brain decided to switch the translation of the color green from "go" to "stop", and by the time I realized what was going on I'd already braked to a stop at an intersection with a very clearly green "go" signal. Two blocks down I beat myself up because I could've saved myself some trouble by turning right and only looking like an booty who doesn't use his signals.

I gotta stop playing deep, thoughtful rock ballads that put me on autopilot.

I suppose it's better than the reverse though...

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Tetrunes
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Going on auto pilot to play rock ballads doesn't sound too bad.

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How am I supposed to see tacos in these conditions?

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It's rather cumbersome to drive with my knees when I have to use my hands for the frets though.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 2:32 am 
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My whole life.

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When you're being bitched out, understand everything youre getting bitched at and all you can think about is not puking from the stench of the other person.

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Every time I talk to someone and find out they're masterbating.

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

I thought that call was untraceable!

...I mean...

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Tetrunes
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Gotta learn that not everyone is a KGB agent, Akai.

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Exeres
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Gotta learn that not everyone is a KGB agent, Akai.

Yes, how silly it would be for anyone here to be member of glorious Soviet Union. Not to let it enter your mind again.

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The Willow Witch
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waking up from a dream and all you feel is shame.

Dirty shame.

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Out in public.
Suddenly crotch itches like the itchiness of 1000 suns.
Oh my god it was torture.

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Explotaro
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I know that pain, brah

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Potato
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especially when you're waiting in line at a restaurant or something
shit's awful

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YCobb
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Apologized to a friend for worrying she'd try to rebound on my ex. (It wasn't a jealousy thing, even when I was with my ex I considered the friendship they had to be more important than my relationship with my ex) (This was in the context of an apology because I'm well aware it was a rude and idiotic thing to do)

Happened to mention in the same conversation that I'd had a crush on the first friend when I first (sort of) met her.

Aw yeah who's the smoothest?

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Reyo
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You could also claim the bro code. The only time it's OK to get sticky with a bro's ex is if he's the one who broke it off.

I can only assume there's some rule like that with women as well.

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