Moderator Application (PLEASE READ)

Valbrandur · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:43 pm

Please vote for me as moderator and I shall proceed to act super dramatic about everything, I guess I'd like be willing to babysit the little ones for ya, I know how much trouble them pranksters can get into

Oh, I'll also hold regular fights where Bear fights against us humans

hotb · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:48 pm

The Big Cheese wrote:

(no handjobs)

I call this move the "five finger discount"

Sol Reaper · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:50 pm

If you elect me as mod absolutely nothing will change. This much I promise.

Shad · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm **Posts:** 15289

Can I be a moderator?

hotb · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:07 pm

Valbrandur · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:09 pm

Frenchies are banned from moderating as agreed by the United Nations, Great Handsome Oppressor.

creakyAccordion · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:10 pm

Vote for Pedro

Vote for Pedro

Vote for me

Vote for m...Pedro

Tales · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:12 pm

if i was a moderator things would be very different around here indeed
gotta give me that R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me

Darkin · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:24 pm

I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a forum member, but you don’t need to be in the Dickhouse every Sunday to know there’s something wrong in this forum when frenchies can serve openly as a mod, but our forumites can’t openly celebrate nipples or respond to spambots. As moderator, I’ll end Le Great Handsome Oppressor's war on nipples. And I’ll fight against french attacks on our dick heritage. Dicks made Awkward Zombie strong. It can make her strong again. I’m Darkin and I approve this message.

Syobon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am **Posts:** 15027

Hey Faggots,

My name is Syobon, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day shitposting. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever made a good post? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than 9gag.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's what this place would look like if I was moderator.

Sol Reaper · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:14 pm

copypsta gtfo 0/10

Not Malum · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:06 pm

Darkin wrote:

I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a forum member, but you don’t need to be in the Dickhouse every Sunday to know there’s something wrong in this forum when frenchies can serve openly as a mod, but our forumites can’t openly celebrate nipples or respond to spambots. As moderator, I’ll end Shaddelicious's war on nipples. And I’ll fight against french attacks on our dick heritage. Dicks made Awkward Zombie strong. It can make her strong again. I’m Darkin and I approve this message.

10/10 would vote again
I was totally not paid to say this.

Exeres · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:08 pm

Two words: Motherfuckin' President.

Cori · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:13 pm

How could you guys possibly forget about Lyra/dicks 2012?

I'm ashamed of you.

hotb · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:18 pm

I don't even know what that was about

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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