AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Use it and then toss its content at the next guard to pass by your cell.

Stand on chamber pot and use it to elevate yourself so you can pee out the window.

This. Then if they bring you out of your cell for punishment, make a break for it.

You use it. You don't think you could use it as a hat even before then. It still stunk and probably would've gotten stuck on your ears. You can't imagine what kind of shenanigans would ensue if you did do that. Anyways, you have a weak stomach.



You thank him for the empire being such a civilized place. You know a lot of guys back home who would kill more people for a luxury like this.


Wow, that dude is, like, hardcore ignoring you.






Any more ideas, oh marvelous head of mine?

check inventory

Take everything the guard has.

Just the clothes on your back and your mother's ring, which is in no way shape or form magical. You don't want to think about your mother right now, there's a spider in your cell and your pretty sure spider's can hear your thoughts.



All he has is his clothes and armor. You don't want his armor, you have no way to carry it conveniently and it's out of your weight class. You'll leave him the clothes, most you can do for him giving you a chamber pot...and letting you pelt him with it after you used it.

Escape the prison.

Wear someting inconspicuous. Then escape.

The more pressing question is: how did you get out of your cell?

GIMP layers of course!

The bars are spread pretty fary apart.

yeesh, yellow shirt and yellow pants? what were you thinking? except there's nothing around to change into. You swear you'll see a tailor as soon as you have some cheddar, though vests like this are always in style. Anyways, your crime was so minor they just kinda threw you in there and didn't bother locking the door. You stroll out.


The town expands before you. You finally made it! You have left your old home and gone somewhere else! the possibilities are endless! what do you do first?

Give the guard a reassuring hug.

sneak kill guard.
After giving him a reassuring hug.