AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Nah, my location under my avatar is always updated - I live in the middle of the US. Those pictures were from when I lived on the east coast in New Jersey last winter. Lots o' snow.

Keena's face.


Oh my gossshhhhhhhhh



i love it

Also, I forgot to mention that my dog is a Basenji that's mixed with an unknown other breed. We got her from the pound for like 5 dollars because she had already been fixed. Basenjis are known not to bark, but she barks anyway since she's mixed. She also portrays some of the other traits of Basenjis such as being insanely hyper, and freaking out if she's left alone. Also she has this expression on her face most of the time that makes her look worried.

My cat like playing with conkers.

Usually after she has her supper, she walks really purposefully towards the nearest one and then start hitting it about. Unless it rolls under the sofa. Then I have to get then out for her. She also likes lying under the coffee table and hitting a conker from behind a leg.

My dog is ten years old. She's at that age where most of the time she just wants to lie around and sleep. But she's actually pretty healthy.

Cat is currently being a pain in the butt, being fussy about eating her food - and when she leaves her food it attracts flies (even if it's covered up).

Snake is still eating regularly and getting humongous. Sometimes she makes a lot of noise when I'm trying to sleep but she's generally nowhere near as much of a pain as the cat.

My goldfish is way too jumpy for a goldfish.

Maybe it's got a German guy's brain implanted in it?

I have a dog that's eighteen years old, she doesn't do much more than eat and sleep these days. We also have a two year old chihuahua who likes to climb up and sit on our shoulders, somewhere along the line he thought he was a parrot. He can spell 'milkbone' now, all I need to do is spell it and he practically backflips in excitement. We also have a bird who pisses and moans if you don't share french fries with him, and a six (or seven) year old cat that lives outside and has killed everything short of small children.

I love them all.

I've got 2 cats, mother and son. Son kept sexing the mother when they were in heat, so we got them both sterilised.

I also have a horse that's a pain in the booty to take care of and a rabbit that just sits in its cage waiting to die I think.

We only have one cat, who is about 6-7 years old I think. She hates catnip, fish and being lifted, eats only the cheapest dry food and randomly flips out and runs around in the apartment at high speed. You can't get close to her at that point.
She's still the best cat though.

My dog loves balls. I mean he really really loves balls. He will bring a ball or his stuffed PANK pig to you to throw or tug non-stop all day long. I mean all day long. Even if it is 3am. He doesn't even sleep or eat unless you force him onto the porch and close the door.

The other night he ran into the door.

What the fuck am I reading

The wonders of nature.