AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Bender: Hey. What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.


This forum is great. :awesome:

Zoidberg: "And I am Jesus, Santa's friend!"

Mayor: "What, none of you are Santa! You're not robots! How dare you lie in front of Jesus?!"

Fry: Very impressive, back in the 20th century we had no idea there was a university on Mars.
Professor: Well, in those days Mars was a dreary uninhabitable wasteland much like Utah, but unlike Utah Mars was eventually made livable.


Okay, I'm out for the night. Commence posting without me!

Mrs. Wong: "Make yourselves at home!"
Zoidberg: "Don't mind if I already did!"

Aah! It's hot! The butter in my pocket is melting!

Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?

Fry: My hands! My horrible, human hands! *gasp* What did you do to my nails?!
Robot Devil: I cleaned them.

That's the saltiest thing I've ever tasted, and I once ate a heaping bowl of salt!

You're screwier than my Aunt Bacon and she's a screw.


Something doesn't seem right about randomly quoting Futurama. Such funny quotes should be subtlety used in conversation for maximum damage.

Bender: "I guess it's harder than I thought to make someone cry..."
Amy: "You did your best, Bender."
Bender: "Up yours, bimbo!"
*Amy cries*

Nah, Merlin, there are enough ":awesome:" quotes to be used in both situations.

Obsoive.

Hermes' son: "I heard alcohol makes you stupid."
Fry: "No, I.... doesn't..."

"Relax, it's 20% below the lethal dose."
"Oh no... I shouldn't have had seconds! "

"Spoon's in the foot powder!"


"You think you're so hot 'cause you get all the guys, but they only like you because you dress like a tramp! *slaps*"
"They're just responding to my personality! "

Fry: Of course I was up all night. Not because of caffeine, it was insomnia. I couldn't stop thinking about coffee.

A kangaroo boxing a man is a peculiar spectacle. But a kangaroo boxing a robot? Now I'm afraid you've lost me.

The diamond you recovered is worth slightly more than the damage you caused! Hurray!