AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You have more wishes, but this thread dies and it doesn't matter any more.
Dammit Blake.
You can make them, but you waste all your time on them and they're not successful. You realize you've wasted most of your life sitting in front of a computer.

I wish I was stronger.

You become stronger, but you also become a gorilla, brain included.

I wish all of you a nice day.

Granted, but it destroys the power source of the internet, flame wars.

I wish for Douglas Adams to be revived in a state where he is capable to continue his writing.

He does, but what he writes just can't live up to his past successes.

I wish for sandvich.

You eat your sandwhich and take a bite and then die from choking.

I wish I was outside.

You are outside, but a gorilla eats you.

I wish I had a cake.

(Also, how did multiple people get ninja'd? I thought AZ had anti-ninja software.)

you get a cake, but it is zuchini-spinach flavour.

i wish to never again experience ironic consequence.

Death and taxes are inevitable in life.

You die of a heart attack. Because death is to be expected and can't be considered ironic. now you can no longer experience anything.

I wish for a pot of self cooking, delicious food.

It's poisonous.

I wish people would wish for harder to "currupt" wishes.

Granted, no one wishes anymore.

I wish the OP would fix his spelling mistake, because what the hell is "currupt"

Granted. He fixes it just in time for the server to permanently crash.

I wish all my books were in mint condition.

Granted, but THEY'RE ALL TWILIGHT.

I wish my sunglasses wouldn't constantly break.

They break once and are never fixed again.

I wish I was a super hero.

You become Superman and are thrust into a pit of Kryptonite where you are slowly drained of all your life force.

I wish I someone would make me a Sandwich.

Someone makes you a sandwich, but I steal it and eat it.

I wish I could come up with some good wish ideas.