superhero thread

Stranaton · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:31 pm

I love yoo-hoo!

Ablu2 · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:36 pm

Stranaton wrote:

I love yoo-hoo!

BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM YOO-HOO-MAN!!!

But seriously. I would have the power to bring into existence anything I could possibly concieve.

My favorite superhero is the procrastinator.

I'll save the city! EVENTUALLY!!!

Wordsmith · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:40 pm

My favorite superhero is....

REPAIRMANMANMANMANMAN

Also, Trygve your superpower is the best forever

DarkSurfer · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:45 pm

Superheros? Foolish men who run around in tight-pants dispensing their own judgment. Who says they are right? Who says they are in it for the people? If not for the glory, they would quit.

Doom's word is just. Doom's word is justice. Doom's word is law. Do they know how to govern people? No. Then how would they know what is best for then? They are no more than a simple vigilante. I rule an entire country and it is known Latveria dominates in all things.

So says Doom.

Valbrandur · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:48 pm

Joker is the best, Doom.

General · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:53 pm

The Big Cheese wrote:

Superheros? Foolish men who run around in tight-pants dispensing their own judgment. Who says they are right? Who says they are in it for the people? If not for the glory, they would quit.

Doom's word is just. Doom's word is justice. Doom's word is law. Do they know how to govern people? No. Then how would they know what is best for then? They are no more than a simple vigilante. I rule an entire country and it is known Latveria dominates in all things.

So says Doom.

then squirelgirl comes and fucks your shit up

Wordsmith · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:03 pm

General wrote:

The Big Cheese wrote:

Superheros? Foolish men who run around in tight-pants dispensing their own judgment. Who says they are right? Who says they are in it for the people? If not for the glory, they would quit.

Doom's word is just. Doom's word is justice. Doom's word is law. Do they know how to govern people? No. Then how would they know what is best for then? They are no more than a simple vigilante. I rule an entire country and it is known Latveria dominates in all things.

So says Doom.

then squirelgirl comes and fucks your shit up

Tatzel · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:04 pm

Le Great Handsome Oppressor's superpower is to be French.

DarkSurfer · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:04 pm

WE DON'T TALK ABOUT SQUIRREL GIRL IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

Wordsmith · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:07 pm

The Big Cheese wrote:

WE DON'T TALK ABOUT SQUIRREL GIRL IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

DarkSurfer · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:11 pm

She looks like a fucking beaver clown in her silver age days.

Wordsmith · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:12 pm

UH-OH DARK SHE'S ONTO YOU

DarkSurfer · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:21 pm

Obviously someone never read Books of Doom.

Wordsmith · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:22 pm

OH NO!

Tokoyoto · **Joined:** Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:22 pm **Posts:** 41

Multiple Man.

Imagine: I can split myself into multiple copies. When I re-merge with those copies, I learn whatever they learned, remember whatever they remember, and acquire whatever skills they developed.

One clone's going to law school, one clone's taking art classes, one clone's becoming a doctor, one clone's taking acting classes, etc. And I'm sending clones all over the world to learn every martial art ever. Give me a couple of years, I'll be a the most experienced muddafugga alive.

And how will I afford all this? Natch, I'll be working like ten jobs at the same time. Clooones.

(With certain drawbacks)

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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